G.I. Joe Retaliation

Just seeing this piece is shit for the first time. This movie was easily worst movie I’ve seen this year. Like I don’t think they even addressed that continent getting nuked did they?? Wtf? So much loss of life lololol.

Omg rza…I love you but come the fuck on…that shit was the worst casting choice ever. If it wasn’t for storm shadow I don’t think this movie could even be watchable

Finally saw it. Terrible by normal standards but decent if you grade it on a Hollywood curve.

Snake Eyes and Jinx escaping with Storm Shadows body was entertaining.

i had a feeling there was alot cut in the jinx snake eyes scene…it just didnt make sense…then you saw the ending credits.

That whole sequence with Jinx and Snake Eyes fighting each other happens immediately after the opening credits and its much longer and makes sense.

wtf so they actually moved whole scenes around?!

Yep. Once you watch it, it really makes the theatrical version seem even more uneven.

i mean it makes sense…that whole scene…the introduction of rza…alot of it just didnt make sense. i felt like they cut alot out…but the whole misplacement…man makes sense. the fact the big ninja scene and that scene were so close together also felt a bit odd to me. but i mostly just let it go cause it was the first action movie by mr.biebers boy.

This movie was terrible and corny as fuck. Fell asleep twice. The first movie was stupid but at least they did not take everything seriously and it ended up being a fun ride. It even had a decent twist in the end and had a good arc to the story. This sequel couldn’t decide what it was going to be and was just scene after scene of characters you could not care about. A lot of the jokes fell flat and the most boring scenes stretched for so long. Even Dwayne Johnson couldn’t save this movie. That zero who played Flint and the Friday Night Lights girl offset Dwayne Johnson’s on-screen charisma so far off into the negative. That final attack scene also looks like something straight out of an early 80s Golan-Globus movie and doesn’t come close to the scale or effectiveness of the Arctic base raid scene in the first movie. Just awful.

o.0…the final scene/much of the plot was a weather dominator reference.