Alright I made that other thread and people seemed confused about what I was talking about. So I thought it’d be better if I made a broader thread about funny XBL experiences. Sorry about the confusion guys 
Mine was just about some kid yelling nub when he meant to say noob.
Little kids playing Halo 2 and saying (OMFG I OWNED YOU) Then 2 mins later there are all quite cause they get owned…
check this out there was this kid everyone told him to shut up so then I ask him if can be quiet then he says Shut up you bunch of kids I was like What the Hell? It was so Darn Hilarious. Then I owned them. oh yeah and this was in Halo 2. anyways Peace.
I played a kid in 3rd Strike who called me cheap becuase I connected a cross up into SA III with Sean. 
Then he yelled at me becuase I killed him, and called me cheap some more…after a few minutes he went silent and suddenly asked me to teach him how to do cross ups.
wow i played Head 2 Head and i picked up both Snipers on the map…and the person that i went up against is soooo retarted he sat in the middle of the map jumping like a retarted monkey…
I had some 13 year old ask me how old I was when I was playing guilty gear 2X I told him I was almost 30 and he said “oh you will be slow at this and don’t have a heart attack on me”.
I promptly owned him hard for the next 5 matches and he was yelling and swearing like mad. Saying I was cheep. Said I had to be cheating somehow. Caled me a punch ass bitch adn told me he would rape my family. I just said just play the match already I then told him “calm down Jr one day you will grow into woman you always were ment to be” then Exited after win number 6
haha it seems most of our experiences involve one thing: stupid, bratty kids.
Bratty kids and rednecks are HI-larious online
Oh yeah the rednecks always go like “I hatuh playing with these stOOOPid niggers.” That’s what I hear ALL the time. Then this other time some redneck was like “OMG I’m surrounded by fucking chinks.” So much hate.
The other day, my and my mate BassVentura were messing about on the new mech warrior (or was it mech assault) demo. Anyway these 2 10 yr old australian kids joined our game and proceeded to kick our asses all over the shop.
We felt we had to explain why we were so shit at the game: I said… Man, there are no fireballs/ DPs how am i ment to play this?
Bass said: Im playing this through my mobile phone. Im pressing 4 to go left, 6 to go right and if i press 789 really quickly, i get a special attack.
The kids were like WOW thats so cool, what phone have you got!
I got one that ain’t with a young buck
I’m playing this A grade dude in Street fighter 2, mind you i ain’t good at this game at all…but i still play it for fun…everytime I start to play I always go what up to see if they talk cuase i like talking for some reason…Anyways he doesn’t talk, so we play he has beated me 3 times, I start seeing how he plays (he plays with zangief btw) so I pick ST Cammy and i start a poking game when he gets to close i s.hk then canon drill if he jumps I canon spike and he only have a lil life on him so I decided let me super him and even if i chip damage him i’ma kill him
when i killed the man the nigga got mad and says “You fucking noob, that’s the only way you can beat me by chipping me to death…Watch pick that bitch again i’ma show you how to play” boom and he goes and picks normal guile
I beat the nigga once and he gets mad at me shit what this world is coming to
Man people were dropping like flies today. Got the game today as well. I think we need a funny game thread. Some of these people were too good. 
One guy I play, right off the bat, “You fucking suck you little bitch!” think I was 5-2 in rec. He picks Hugo and I pick my boy Dudley. I whoop his ass for 4 games straight then he tells me “You fucking blow. You don’t even know how to use Dudley right.” Then I perfected his ass. :encore:
Cut and Copied this from my post in the bgs threa fro Anniversary Edition.
That same thing happen to me in Guilty Gear this Faggot told me I dont know how to play and I owned him 5 to 0 I just left and told him to shut his Crap up,BTW I got one Perfect on him.
Haha i hate trash talkers that can’t back anything up. Do you guys both use Xbox S controller to play? That’s the only way you can use the headset right?..unless you have some kind of joystick with a headset slot? Btw I hate S controller because it’s hard as hell to play fighting games with it. PS2 pad >>>>> Xbox S pad.
I’m using the S-pad right now. Truth be told I wasn’t sure I would be able to play using the S-pad since I’ve been playing this game on the SF pads that came out for the PS2 and more recently the T5 stick. I’m waiting for the pads to hit the Xbox. The ones that look like the PS2 version but with higher shoulder buttons(presumably for the mic). Also thinking about getting the Stick as well 'cuz the Pelican I bought, the mic doesn’t work, and I can probably find someone to mod the SF stick with Sanwa parts(prays to god).
I was using Chun-Li in SF3s online, and the other player was doing the same damn cross-over over and over and over again with Ken…then I cought on and started to parry and counter his ass…alot. He was like “Wow, you lucky ass.” When I beat r1…then perfected his ass on r2…“Dude, you are so cheap, do you need to fucking parry EVERYTHING I do?”. Me: “Sure, if you do the same damn thing over and over again…”. Anyway, on r3, I c.mk>SAII on the end of the round and owned him…“Dude, you did that lucky ass low cancel…damn cheater.” I just laughed.“You know what, how about you go fuck yourself”…that’s the last thing he said before he quit…He had me laughing for quite a bit…
Here’s one for ya.
back when I was actually playing Halo2, was matched up in this game with a dude name Jacks Colon…said he didn’t want to talk on the mic and asked if he could still play. we said cool. The match starts and Jack sets his mic down next to Gameboy Advance and starts playing the overworld theme music from Super Mario Bros.3 through his mic…we’re playing capture the flag on Zanzibar, and this dude’s standing over the flag and dancing to the Mario 3 beat, crounching and spinning in circles. My buddies were actually really pissed off at him, but I was laughing so hard I couldn’t even play. We played a bunch of matches-be sneaking towards an enemy base…then here comes Jack running by blaring Mario tunes…the other team is like “What the fuck?”-the rest of us are just laughing our asses off. Goods times
Now it’s going towards sore losers instead of bratty kids lol. But the rednecks still crack me up.
During a game of Madden a kid called me a “homosexual.” The score was 28-0…
I was on Phantom Dust, and it was me and some other kid. Well, I kept using phycho Blade on him, and chasing him, and doing it again. He then bitched saying “give me some room man…I need a defense ability, it’s not fair…”. I just kept going at it 'til he was dead, and he left. Oh well.