Funniest Service Ever

[SWBeta]

He’d/She’d better not. This is the dumbest idea I could think of people paying money for and it scares me to think it might actually end up being successful.

I keep thinking to myself: You’re seriously going to PAY someone to play a game on the grounds that they have a vagina between their legs?! Not to necessarily use their vagina, no no no… but to engage in an activity gamers (both male and female) have been doing for YEARS while receiving NO monetary compensation unless they had some worthwhile skills/insight to go along with it (even then there’s no guarantee).

Get paid to press buttons for fun and chat with someone online. Block whoever you want. No training required.

…Ugh. People are gonna pay money for this. My head hurts.:bluu:

That’s the majority of gaming society for you.

[Irennicus]

I have almost never enjoyed playing video games with any of my girlfriends or friends who were girls. There are a few exceptions.

[SRKev]

The only game that I’ve ever enjoyed playing with a female is the Mario Party joints on N64. One of my friends brought this chick over that would manhandle that analog stick into oblivion. Her HJ skills had to have either been nightmarish or plucked from the heavens.

Don’t get it fucked up, I was more than willing to find out.:lol:

[SoVi3t]

Beautiful women should be paying US for street fighter tips

just sayin’

[RoninChaos]

now that i think about it we could do something like this on SRK, like have people pay to get games in with Sabre and Valle.

fuck id pay to get my ass whooped by Valle.

And you’re calling other folks nerds. lol Classic.

[KaoriManabe]

World of Warcraft support

You must be 18 or over to create a GameCrush account

PlayDates set their gaming mood to either “flirty” or “dirty.”

For $8.25 you get 500 credits, which is enough for one game (400 credits) and a 100 credit tip at the end. An Xbox Live game will last 10 minutes, while a casual Flash game will get you six minutes of face time with your PlayDate

PlayDates have the ability to block any guy they want for any reason

Wow.

I won’t be surprised if it becomes a better way to make money than prostitution.

[Spirit_Juice]

This idea is retarded and brilliant at the same time. Like the idea itself is horrible and pathetic, but the potential money they can make with this is brilliant.

Maybe I should set up a service online where hot sounding guys role play as vampires for fat goth middle school girls.

[WaInut]

The only game that I’ve ever enjoyed playing with a female is the Mario Party joints on N64. One of my friends brought this chick over that would manhandle that analog stick into oblivion. Her HJ skills had to have either been nightmarish or plucked from the heavens.

Don’t get it fucked up, I was more than willing to find out.:lol:

My buddy had this girlfriend that would school anyone at Mario Kart. It was awesome. Too bad she died in an ATV accident. She broke up with him, she started hanging out with the wrong people, he had some ATVs, they were drunk.