It’s legit a really bad movie. Nobody was happy about it in the first place except die hards who would watch 4 pieces of grass on screen, called the Fantastic Four. Then it got released and was offensive to anybody with eyeballs.
It is obviously two movies, done by two different people. The opening little bit isn’t TOO bad, in the sense that you kinda see that there’s a little hope for a movie, albeit a different type of movie (i’ve been hearing a huge chunk of the movie was to be a sort of Cronenberg type almost horror movie, with them dealing with the radical changes they were going through. Then by the time they go get their powers (which is terrible, especially since Sue isn’t even with them, and gets hers when they come back), the movie just falls apart. You can literally tell they were reshooting scenes and adding shit so they legit had an attempt at a movie. The infamous Sue wig’s changing, the lack of any action or story, it just gets BAD. The ‘training’ scenes are all in the trailer. Sue knocking back those shipping containers, Johnny flying up a shaft, those are literally all you get to see in the movie. Even stranger is scenes in the trailer, even ones that alluded to some action in the movie, weren’t in the final movie.
Almost the entire movie (when not in flashbacks) takes place inside a warehouse. From what I heard they shot the entire movie in Louisiana, and since it’s boring as fuck and full of hillbillies, they just shot every fucking scene indoors. Scenes of Reed, and Johnny, and Thing in a city saving people? Nope. Instead you get Thing in a dark room with military guys asking him to go on missions for them. MISSIONS YOU NEVER FUCKING SEE. Scenes of Johnny flying around, doing cool shit? Nope, instead you get a scene with him street racing in a piece of shit hatchback, then a few shitty lines about him not respecting authority, then he just never talks or is seen again. I was worried because of the whole black nonsense, but man, there was nothing to worry about because he may as well have been Reed’s fucking shadow.
When they get their powers, Reed just fucks off for like the next act of the movie. Then just shows back up again because “reasons”. You get what could have been a decent Thing vs Reed fight, and literally the first bit of action in the movie after like 80 minutes, but instead they end that with a OHKO. Then Reed is suddenly up for helping them do whatever it is they were doing without him. And suddenly it’s the end of the movie, Doom is back and looks absolutely fucking retarded, and they are just suddenly a team now. Never done shit before, most of them barely see or talk to each other, hell they weren’t even together as a team when they got their powers. Then Doom kinda throws rocks at them (???) for awhile, until they make Ben invisible to punch Doom and they win. The end.
Torrent this. Literally, you could do so much more with the $10 you would spend on this movie. I watched it, and felt bad for my HDD for having it on there for 2 hours.
