For quick lulz: A tree fell on my car

http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=5242677&postcount=1
http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=5245274&postcount=9

I think you guys will get the idea. If someone could either chop something up real quick or provide me with something better than that one flickr pic I found, that would be great.