Damn. These Condoms are so manly they make you grow a beard during sex.
those condoms are so manly you grow extra nutsacks during sex
also, those extra nutsacks have beards
Anyone know if
online condom store
Spoiler
Sampson store is legit or not? Want me some FotNS condoms.
Me: …I already came
Her: Naaaaaani!!!?!?!?!
I would have expected more than just assigning characters to different sizes
Raoh: Ribbed
Kenshiro: Normal
Toki: Extra Sensitive
It’s funny because Japanese people don’t use condoms.
For various reasons of course.
If any canucks read this thread, there are some novelty condom stores in Toronto on Young St that would have these (and other awesome ones)
They’re the link I was referring too and I think they are legit, going to do some more snooping before making a purchase
keep us updated!
I’m gonna have to get myself some of these.
Toki condom might be the best. Experience heaven before you bust.
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Do I really want to penetrate so hard that I gib my partner? o_0
So far it does look legit, I won’t be able to take the plunge till my next paycheck though 
OP YOUR 're TOO LATE.
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Probably buy some Kenshiro Condoms after I cash my check.
Warning: Helps prevent pregnancy, partner may explode into violent gory death upon orgasm
Don’t forget Kenshiro can poke people to;
•brainwash people to fly a vehicle under Kenshiros demands
•Tell the truth
•Walk backwards without self control
•Hug a bro til you crush them to death
etc.
I wouldn’t be surprised if he said
“Hokuto no ken has a 2000 year history. I don’t have to worry about pulling out after going raw. I pressed my partner’s pressure points so that they’ll momentarily be infertile.”
or
"Hokuto no ken has a 2000 year history. I don’t have to wear any equipment to breath underwater. I pressed my “jiji baba” pressure point. I am now capable of forcing my body to passively absorb oxygen inside the ocean.
Don’t question Hokuto no ken’s 2000 year history.
It’s “Hokuto Shinken has a 2000 year history”, but close enough. I do remember Kasumi Kenshiro + several other Hokuto practitioners holding their breath for over 15 minutes with no problems to wait for a burning ship to sink.
While they were all chilling inside the damn thing.
Now I just need like JJBA Stand condoms and I am in MAN MODE business.
“I have activated my stand!” " Dem boners.
“Let the ripple effect flow inside of you” when the business has climaxed.
Dio pose for my bitch after sex, bitches love the Dio pose.
I’m still debating if HNK or JJBA is the most awesome, I guess by condom testing I could figure out a #1.
Why would you want to use a condom that had 7 holes poked in it?
Just make sure she doesn’t rip it with a million needles or you’ll be stuck in a wryyyyyyyyyyyyy for 18 years.