edit: Actually rather be obnoxious, since everyone seems to hate the idea of a pun thread i’ll kill it.
lol so clever, but oops idc 
as someone who loves puns and word play, this thread sucks
My name.
Holy shit this niggas jokes was sooooooooooooo bad that I actually busted out laughing from the sheer terribleness.
If this guy was in front of me I would berserk barrage x this nigga to death with a potato peeler while crying and laughing at the same time.
Pro-tip: drinking haterade here only bumps my thread.
I’m a pro at making haterade but check this, not letting you on my tip. A whore like you probably would level me with bumps. Thread that shit through a needle, nit a handkerchief wit that, then wipe all those bitch tears off your face my dood.
Damn Pherai beat me to the punchline
If I were a mod this would be where I say
“Case Closed” and lock the thread.
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