Fighting Game Limericks

“BISON!!” chun cried in this way
"its you who im going to slay!“
she tried a kick spin
he just said with a grin
"for me it was tuesday”

DPC’s full of machismo
the gangsta satanist emo
he talked and he bluffed
about gatts and stuff
and now his ass banned from evo

no hate here just trying to be topical :wink:

This topic is tier broken. How do you think of these, I can’t find anything to write about, and even then I probably couldn’t get it to rhyme all crazy like all your’s.

This one is CLASSY!!! Bravo, good sir.


I think that its time I should shelve
my habitual playing of Twelve
I come out of my shell
with an X.N.D.L
and into my face your foot delves


As horrible as it may sound, this is too good.

there was a nice guy named duc
who dreamt of his car getting brucked
he woke in fright
in the middle of the night
and found it was totally fucked

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there was a fukin loser named _ _
buck-teethed with a knife makes him creepy
he’s a sore loser
molested abuser
negative 3000$ is metaphorical equvilant to dp

he posted his videos on youtube
he’s never had women or two boobs
hes always fine
with cheese with w(h)ine
wong makes the team while he doesnt cus he’s noobnoob

There was someone who deserved to go to jail
his schooling and 2d fighter skills will ultimately fail
he will get raped
his a_us will be gaped
he will join the navy and sail

Nice one, i loled at that! :rofl:

I pick up these games really quick,
And the combos I make are quite slick,
But in battles too heated,
I am quickly defeated
For my controller cannot beat a joystick.

Somewhat true, as I’m good with regular controllers but can’t play with joysticks; against such players, it’s very hard to keep up.

Anyway, interesting topic.

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do i win, do i win???

There once was a man named M. Bison
Who looked quite a bit like Mike Tyson
He started to change
His face rearranged
Until he’s some dude that’s from Thailand

There once was a man named E Honda
His love of food could not be stronger
His waistband is massive
But panty shots rancid
He needs a new skirt that is longer

There once was a guy named Ryu
Who wasnt quite sure what to do
He’d fought to a stalemate
With some random jailbait
But now she had kicked off her shoe

There once was a Commander named Guile
Who was sent off to war for a while
While serving in Iraq
He’d flashkicked a tank
And learnt a new special for survival

EDIT: Irish accent optional

LOLZ.

There once was a street fighter cartoon
it looks like it was drawn by baboons
its about an elite group of fighters who save the word and go on quests
bison says THIS IS DELICIOUS and YESSSSSS
cant get enough of guile saying SONIC BOOM!

The time is soon when ill own all
There is a game that i will pre-order in a mall
it involves nintendos all stars
this game will be sweeter than 50 sugar bars
because 2007 ITS TIME TO BRAWL

I’m getting much better with Wolf
His…ah, fuggit

Here’s my first attempt:

Parry using the groove of P
A skilled specialist you will be
Until scrubs show
with Sho-Sho-Sho
To another game you will flee

that was just righteous man… keep me smilin all week

There once was a girl, Crimson Viper
Who thought she would be a Street Fighter
Her hair is quite pink
Which makes people think
It wasnt Capcom that designed her

There once was a scrub named O’Cooper
Who played games at home on computer
In the arcade
He’d fail to amaze
But sometimes he’d mash out a super

Hyper bomb is a total lackluster
Two small flips is all he can muster
It’s just too weak,
big pain I seek
Gimme the Final Atomic Buster!

For the throws he is the chief
Hard to miss those tight red briefs
He is a star
From U S S R
’Yall don’t know about da 'Gief

Geif like to Queif

I like [ ]angief…
But He ain’t tasty and good looking as beef…
Although I saw him one time near a reef[?]

I Hate going down that Road.
Because he’s always getting ‘Rick Rolled’

And because he always plays with O’Keeffe.


This is hard…

i like street fighter two
i just really hate zangief
only ken and ryu
i find it hard to fight blanka

:lol:

Hello My name is Ma-tthew
I like to say 'Fuck-you’
And my favorite color used to be blue.

I like dat sour cream.
And I’Ve never had a ‘wet dream’

And I also Hugged a Jew.