Makoto dishes out the pain!
Her damage quota is just insane!
Two hits gets you stunned!
Doesn’t matter where you run!
Your health bar’s just been drained!
Uhh…like that? Go Makoto! Orrrieeeeyeah?
Just when you think the game is won
My other guy comes in and you’re done
Geronimo, War Destroyer
Geronimo, War Destroyer
Have fun with Marvel vs. Capcom One
(rollback :sad:)
Chun-Li will scour the cities
Searching for Bison and pretties
Found him in bed
Resting his head
Nestled in Cammy’s tig bitties
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You chip at my life with your token
Abusing your shit that is broken
You thought I was dead
I supered instead
Now eat my Shinkuu Hadouken
These are all awesome ^
…
A programmer named Art Vandelay
Tried to make the best fighter today
But it was labeled a joke;
All the characters broke.
By the assholes at SRK
I’ll write it again…
Marvel is the game in question
It’s time for an infinite lesson
Time punches and kicks
Repeat… it’s the shit!
Now you’re in fighting game heaven. :lovin:
I’m come up with some more later
Maybe I’ll make one about haters
They talk lots of crap
I set corner traps
And then I get called a cheap player. 
Started fighters back as a teen
Walking up to every machine
Where I could drop in a token
Just to hear a Hadoken
I’m still hooked…Know what I mean?
Wow! These are so amazingly amusing! Hope many more would come!
May I have all your permission to compile all these and show them to my panel (it will be credited to their creators of course) :wgrin:
What panel?
An experience on Live wasn’t cute
More like getting kicked with a boot
I swore and I cursed
Spewing out all my worst
To my horror, I wasn’t on mute
Would always go to an arcade
My wallet, those tokens would raid
Spent all my money
Neglecting my honey
That’s why I stopped getting laid!
Not an addiction, but a way of life
It’s all about the love of the fight
Dream Cancels and throws
To Double K.O.'s
Mash the buttons… to Test Your Might?
Let’s talk about pressing the advantage
Simple tactics, but most can’t handle it
Tick throws and sick blows
Ochio throw… OH NOES!
Snatch victory away like a bandit.
Hmm…
What’s the proper term for Honda’s Command Throw?
Is it Uhicho, Ocha, or Ochio?
"A butt in yer face!"
To cut to the chase
The real name, maybe nobody knows?
This game is broken, I swear
Low tier? Nah, I wouldn’t dare
I practiced and toiled
But my pants still soiled
When I got double perfected out there.:sad:
More later, I guess.
Jill, Psylocke, and Marrow give me head
I’ll fuck da shit outta Felicia til she sheds
Too bad I suck ass
Get detention WHILE in class
On Marvel god-tiers rape me dead
That bastard Yun is fierce as a lion
While he’s in that god damn Genei-Jin
Sick cornerwhoring
Matches are boring
And all the non-Yuns are dyin
EDIT: I’m no English major. So sue me!
Akuma’s the hidden last boss.
I comboed his ass straight across.
When I laughed at the dude
he shun goku satsu’d.
My salad was thoroughly tossed.
:lovin:
Ode to Kevin Rian (Garou)
His mix-up came without a hint
His eyes they gleamed with a glint
I was a frame to slow
And got nicked in the toe
Right into an eighty-percent
Best I could come up with. Fun thread though, keep it goin’ damnit.
LOL!!! Best one yet!!! But yeah, I am hosting the Fighting Game Panel in Anime Central '07 in Chicago on May. I’ll be giving away handouts to my attendees (my FG Research) and I might want to add these limericks just for fun! LOL!!! May I please, may I?
Just credit the authors and im sure they (we) wouldnt take issue.
2nd that.
Thank you very much, I will credit them! This is awesome stuff, I’m pretty sure others would love to read these. LOL:rofl:
Always wanted to be good at MvC2
But I could never figure out what to do
I smoked some crack
I pretended I was black
Now I’m holding money matches out the whazoo.