Capcom = Conspiracy. They’re like Obama, the masses got all excited and crazy-filled with hope but 5 years later yur left lookin back, and askin; is the quality of life (yur fighting games) better than they were 5 years ago (obama elected/SFIV).
You’ve been tricked into settling for bullshit and don’t even get me started on government welfare programs (patches,updates,and gems) to coddle people who don’t wanna work (level up).
poison is actually a trap
KingofSarus is an anagram of “forsaking us.” Jesus is alive and he cooks and uses tablet computers to annoy people
Kayo Police is actually male
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Maybe you should read your sig.
Stream monsters don’t exist. It’s really just several capcom bots whom fill the chat during streams, hence why they all say the same things and never show up to tournaments.
this exactly, it’s fucking ridiculous
people of the FGC don’t actually smell bad, it’s actually the plastics used by circuit and motherboard manufacturers. the high concentration consoles and peripherals at a tourney can be overwhelming to someone that doesn’t work in China. side effects include spontaneous gambling on footraces and wearing stupid t-shirts that have vague references to video games.
The Wheel of Fate isn’t actually turning. that’s just swamp gas from a weather balloon that was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
Tony Cannon is actually a cryopreserved head, hidden inside Mike Watson’s laboratory. a sliver of his tissue is put into each EVO trophy. Tom Cannon is actually a doppelgänger that plays both parts.
I am not a black ass silver back. Shame on you for even implying that.
I refuse to believe that the woman I [S]masturbate too and fantasize about [/S]think is a really well representation that female gamers can be good. Same for Karaface, too cute and shame on you for even implying that.
Though I could believe Tatsu is a transexual seeing as how he is a handsome woman.
thats not a conspiracy thats just a fact…
If ChrisG doesn’t make it out of his pool in any game, the major is over and we all go home.
16-Bit plays Kitana in MK9 cause of her square boost. Can’t say I blame him.
65% of the Strekken community on SRK has a thing for Poison.
All this hype surrounding DS resurrection is real and not some desperate attempt from modern fg players to get into the OG scene.
KOF is unpopular cause of the netcode and not the IP. That’s obviously why no one plays the game at tournaments.
FGC illuminati is taking over every game we know and putting option selects in them. I’ve heard rumors of COD going to have an OS where you can sprint and run at the same time.
And marvel 3 is trying to turn everyone into rage induced freaks ala 28 days later.
That’s not a conspiracy, just a fact. 
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LOL, didn’t even catch that.
It’s no mere coincidence. YOU ARE BOTH IN CAHOOTS!!!
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You put that WAAAAAYYYYY too low. Besides you cannot call yourself a man if you would not smash Poison.
Triforce the person is actually the real triforce and can grant the wish of the person who possesses him. He just drives people away with his rants so they don’t figure that out.
This world is actually the world as King Sanford desires it after having his wish granted to win MVC2 at Evo 2009 vs. Justin Wong. His current disdain for Marvel 3 is just a cover up.