Here’s how it goes…
WWE style commentary. I’ll narrate the beginning of the match, y’all can continue the narration from where I left off…
These two young studs, unafraid. Ready to fight.
Unafraid. Look at Dan, J, he’s shaking in his boots.
Sean and Dan have never been friends. These two have a history that dates back to Street Fighter Alpha, when Sean was still in training, as a teenager.
Dan started it, J. He should never have provoked Sean the way he did 2 weeks ago.
If you ask me, K, Sean provoked Dan. Last week, he hit Dan in the head while Dan was in a match with Sagat. That cost him the match.
Sagat was always better than Dan anyway.
Wait a minute. Sean takes out that DAMN basketball.
That’s the Pimp Ball, J. The pimp ball had Dan PIMPED last week. HA HA!
Sean is dribbling that “Pimp Ball” in the middle of the ring.
I wouldn’t wanna be Dan in that ring. I’d just quit whenever I got the chance.
Wait a minute…
Oh my goodness, Sean just hit Dan in the head with that Pimp Ball.
He just got pimped AGAIN, J.
Ohhhh, but Dan gets up, and he does not look happy, K.
I wouldn’t be happy either if I had a bad haircut like that. You wouldn’t be happy either, would you J?
That is beside the point, K.
Wait a minute,
looks like Dan is charging up for the Shinkuu Gadouken.
DO SOMETHING, SEAN!
what happens next, ladies and gentlemen? You decide.
OMMFG!!! sean is doing a rolled canceled Double Dragon Punch but misses it completely, it doesnt matter cuase Dan attack did only minimal damage to him sean got up from the floor and dodgees dan’s TAS,tas TIAAAAAAAAA ,dashes forward does a lp,lpXXddp and it makes dan kiss the floor, then sean wisppers"GET UP YOU BITCH OR I WILL play basketball on your sorry ass" the dan EXTREMELY MAD gets up And WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE SAGAT IS Interfiering the match OMMFG WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT WILL HE HELP SEAN TO BEAT DAN SORRY BEAT UP ASS OR WILL HE HELP DAN TO LAND HIS FIRST dameging ATTCK ON SEAN what will happen next in This [SARCASIM]match of titans[/SARCASIM]
Looks like Sagat and Dan still have some unfinished business, J.
Can you believe that BASTARD! That arrogant son-of-a-bitch, interfering in what was going to be a GOOD match.
What are you talking about, J. Sean won that match fair & square.
JUST THINK, WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT WEEK!
to be continued. Look for Fantasy Fighter Match part II, coming soon.
FFF (Fantasy Fighting Federation), Episode 2
Here comes Sagat.
Man, is he hearing it from the crowd today.
This crowd’s just jealous, J. They know they can’t beat Sagat, so what do they do, they boo him.
Sagat, last week, cost Dan the match against Sean. Maybe we could get an explanation out of him.
Sagat doesn’t need to explain anything, J. If you ask me, DAN’s got some explaining to do.
music cuts off.
“See, there are two kinds of people in this world. There are those who are the best, and those who try to bring them down. Dan is one of those people who try to bring the best down. So, I had to show him what happens when he messes with the Emperor.”
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
“Dan is just like all of you. You all try to bring me down with your pathetic little jeers, but you just can’t beat me. See, I can beat them all. I’ve beaten Chun Li, E. Honda, Blanka, Kyo, Go Hibiki. You name it, I’ve beaten them. Now, Dan thinks he can just, out of some miracle, try to kill my legacy. No, you little clown, you cannot kill my legacy with a fireball that only goes half a foot before it evaporates into thin air. YOU CAN’T BEAT ME EVEN ON YOUR BEST DAY! YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO BEAT THE EMPEROR! I’VE EATEN PORK CHOPS TOUGHER THAN YOU, DAN! YOU THINK JUST ON ONE NIGHT YOU’RE GONNA BE ABLE TO BEAT THE BEST? pause Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Don’t make me laugh, Hibiki. You make me laugh every day. You challenging me is a joke, just like you. Just like… your father.”
Dan’s music comes on.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Wait a minute, here comes Dan Hibiki. LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!
Yeah, the crowd’s laughing at this big joke.
Yeah, to a good fighter he may be a joke, but you cannot deny that he has the heart of a lion.
Dan grabs the microphone and gets in Sagat’s face.
“So, I’m a joke? Everything I’ve lived for, every little bit of training I’ve done, it’s all a joke? EVERYTHING MY FATHER HAS BUILT FROM SCRATCH! EVERY LITTLE SAIKYO CLASS MY FATHER HAS TOUGHT! EVERY TIME I USED TO GET BEAT BY MY FATHER IN TRAINING! EVERYTHING MY FATHER LIVED AND DIED FOR! IT’S A JOKE? EVERYTHING MY CHILDREN WILL GROW UP TO LEARN! EVERYTHING THAT HAS MEANING IN MY LIFE IS A JOKE! pause If I’m such a joke, THEN WHY DON’T YOU KILL IT! FIGHT ME! SEE HOW MUCH OF A JOKE I AM! SEE HOW MUCH OF A JOKE SAIKYO FIGHTING IS!!!”
Crowd roars in approval.
“Are you serious?”
“I’M DAMN SERIOUS!”
“laughing NO!”
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
“You’re not even worth fighting, you pathetic little clown. You don’t take the fighting art seriously. Why should I go up against an opponent that I can beat with one of my thunderous kicks? Please. Do yourself the favor and forget you even challenged me.”
My music comes on.
Ohhhhh, wait a minute. Here comes Commissioner Shoshi.
Oh my God. If there’s one guy who can ruin a night, it’s him.
I grab the microphone.
"You know what Sagat. You sound like you’re afraid. You don’t wanna fight Dan because you’re SCARED. But, you know what, you don’t have to be scared anymore, Sagat. Because, at Hadoupalooza, it will be…
DAN VERSUS SAGAT!!!"
OH MY GOD, WHAT A MATCHUP!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
"And furthermore, Sagat, I don’t know why you’re wasting so much damn time. Because, tonight, you’re gonna be in action. pause That’s right. Tonight, it’ll be you, teaming up with Sean, to take on Dan…
and a partner of his choosing."
AAAAAHHHHH! NOOOO!!!
Can you believe this, Dan may perhaps get his long awaited revenge.
Dan celebrates in the middle of the ring.
Sagat is hell-a pissed and gets in Shoshi’s face.
"Stop bitching and get ready. Because that match is coming up…
NEXT!"
So, who should be Dan’s partner?
WAIT A MINUTE, IT’S MAKOTO!!!
Makoto runs into the ring
MAKOTO??? WHAT IS THIS, J???
Sagat does his “laughing pose”
When Makoto gets in the ring, she goes right for Sagat
MAKOTO’S TAKING IT TO SAGAT!!!
AHHHHHHH!!! SAGAT’S GETTING BEATEN UP BY A GIRL!!!
Sagat catches Makoto with a fast kick.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
YES! YES!
OHHHHH!!! Sagat catches Makoto right in the gut, knocking the wind out of her.
Sean runs out to the ring.
YES! SEAN!
Here comes Sagat’s tag team partner.
Sean goes right after Makoto.
Makoto’s getting double teamed in the ring.
Sagat’s ripping her apart.
Dan waits, anxiously, outside the ring.
Sean picks her up, holding her at Sagat’s mercy.
Sagat begins laughing as Makoto struggles in the grip.
OH MY GOD! COULD THIS BE WHAT I THINK IT IS?
OH NO! SAGAT LOOK OUT!!!
Dan takes Sagat out with a bicycle kick.
WOW, what a save. Dan catches Sagat with the bicycle kick.
Sean drops Makoto and goes for Dan.
Sean catches Dan with a bicycle kick of his own.
Yes. Get 'em Sean.
Look at Sean’s eyes. He loves this carnage.
Looks like Makoto’s gonna get what she’s got comin’.
Sean picks up Makoto and grabs her by the back of the head.
Put her down! Look at this!
Get her, get her.
Wait a minute, Makoto’s come to her senses.
Makoto breaks free of Sean’s grip, catching him off guard.
Makoto gets in stance.
Wait a minute!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
WHAM!!!
SECHUSEN GODANZUKI!!!
SECHUSEN GODANZUKI!!!
SEAN IS OUT COLD!!!
Makoto goes for the pin.
1…
2…
3…
Crowd roars
OH MY GOD IN HEAVEN! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS???
Dan and Makoto celebrate in the ring.
Sagat wakes up.
Wait a minute! Look out!
BAM!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Sagat crushes Makoto with a Tiger Genocide.
Dan goes after Sagat.
Sagat rushes Dan with kick after kick after kick. Can you believe this MONSTER!
KILL THIS JOKE, SAGAT!!!
OHHHHHHHHH!!! Dan has just been broken in half by Sagat’s Tiger Cannon.
Sagat stands over Dan, with an evil grimace on his face, and begins to laugh.
IS THIS WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN AT HADOUPALOOZA? IS THIS THE FATE OF THE SAIKYO STYLE?
FFF Episode 3
Coming into the ring, representing Namco.
From the Soul Calibur Series
he is the Fantasy Fighting Federation’s NAMCO CHAMPION…
MITSURUGI!!!
There he is… Heishiro Misturugi. The Namco champion.
Lucky, if you ask me. Heihachi had him beat if it wasn’t for his traitor son, Kazuya, J.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Aaaaaaaaaand the challenger, representing the mighty S… N… K…
From the Samurai Showdown series…
GENJURO!!!
Mitsurugi’s got no chance against Kenjuro.
It’s GENjuro, K. Plus, Mitsurugi has already proven what a competitor he is.
Come on, J. Look at that physique on Genjuro. I bet you Mitsurugi wouldn’t dare take his shirt off like that. Genjuro’s got those rippling muscles, J. What does Mitsurugi got?
Well, for starters he’s got the Namco championship. We will see if Genjuro’s got what it takes to take that championship away from him.
Here’s the match.
The two stand in the ring, swords drawn.
Look, Genjuro’s sword is bigger than Mitsurugi’s. That’s not the only thing Genjuro’s got bigger than Mitsurugi. HA HA!!!
Shut up, K.
The two push against each other’s swords.
These two lions push up against each other’s swords. You can expect that from any legitimate Samurai Showdown competitor.
Mitsurugi’s able to push Genjuro’s sword out of his hands.
Wait a minute, Mitsurugi’s just de-sworded Genjuro.
AHHH!!! Do something, Genjuro.
Genjuro goes for Mitsurugi’s hands.
Genjuro’s got Mitsurugi by the hands, trying to make sure he is not able to use that sword.
That’s smarts, J.
Mitsurugi’s trying to free his hands. But Genjuro’s got a tight grip.
Come on, Genjuro!
Genjuro kicks Mitsurugi in the wrists.
Genjuro, kicking those wrists. Trying to weaken Misturugi’s grip on his sword.
Mitsurugi throws Genjuro off of him.
The champion frees up his hands. Genjuro is down.
NOOOO!!! Do something Genjuro.
Wait a minute, Genjuro’s got his sword back.
Genjuro slashes Mitsurugi.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! What a slash!
HA HA!
Mitsurugi’s thrown off guard.
Genjuro… throwing those card projectiles.
Mitsurugi’s rocked by each card.
Yes. Get 'em Genjy!
Genjuro pauses to taunt Mitsurugi.
Look at that arrogant bastard.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Genjuro rushes at Mitsurugi, preparing to slash him.
WAIT A MINUTE, GUARD IMPACT!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Mitsurugi just guard impacted that slash!
Mitsurugi goes on the offensive.
Mitsurugi rushes Genjuro with numerous slashes.
Genjuro catches Mitsurugi off-guard.
OHHHH!!! Genjuro able to break up the offense.
Yes. He’s done for.
Mitsurugi counters with a throw.
Maybe not, K.
NO!
Mtsurugi soul-charges.
Wait a minute.
WHAM!!!
GOOD GOD!!! Mitsurugi just NAILED Genjuro with an unblockable attack.
Mitsurugi soul-charges again.
The champion, going for a second unblockable. This one may end the match.
Wait a minute, here comes Haohmaru!!!
Mitsurugi does not yet notice Haohmaru enter the ring.
YES! He’s come to help his partner.
Haohmaru prepares for his “level 3” super slash
LOOK OUT MITSURUGI!!!
SSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!
GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!!!
GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!!!
MITSURUGI’S JUST BEEN NEARLY DECAPITATED!!!
Genjuro goes for the pin.
1…
NO!!!
2…
NO!!!
3…
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
OHHH MY GOD, WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!!
Here’s your winner
and the NEW Fantasy Fighter Federation Namco Champion…
GENJURO!!!
OH MY GOD, I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! HAOHMARU JUST COST MITSURUGI THE NAMCO CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
It’s the end of an era, J. HA HA HAAA!!! We have a real champion. A champion for the PEOPLE!
Genjuro celebrates his title win as the crowd endlessly jeers.
Mitsurugi is out cold.
Haohmaru enters the ring and begins beating Mitsurugi.
STOP IT! STOP THIS MADNESS! Mitsurugi is already out cold!
Ha ha! Haohmaru’s just proving to the world that he is a better swordsman than Mitsurugi.
This heartless maniac is assaulting a fallen Mitsurugi.
Haohmaru takes Mitsurugi’s sword out of his hand and flips it up into the air, as he does in his win pose.
Haohmaru catches Mitsurugi’s sword.
HA HA HAAAA!!! This is great! This is awesome!
This is heinous! Haohmaru is a heartless, gutless coward!
Haohmaru is the greatest!
What’ll happen in Episode 4? Will Mitsurugi get his revenge? Will Genjuro retain the Namco title? STAY TUNED!!!
It’s nice that you’re writing when so few people and this part of the board has been so lackluster as of late, but keep all your “Fantasy Figther Match” short stories to one thread please.
Sorry.
I didn’t know it would be much of a problem or I would’ve made it one thread to begin with.
pretty nice work here