Fake Doctor Creates SRK Dream Girl During Botched Surgery

Oh shit, that’s the doc? I got confused since it looks like there’s 50 pounds of cement in dat ass. I guess the leftovers went in dat chin.

http://www.11alive.com/news/article/213538/186/Police-Fake-doctor-injected-Fix-a-Flat-cement-in-patients-butt

Here is an actual video that details Morris trannyformation into a bowling pin.

I can imagine the thought process. “Got a flat ass? I’ll fix that!”

As long as you don’t puncture the sidewalls.

What’s fucked up is that I can almost understand her… his… eh her? train of thought.

[LEFT]“Ok so she’s got no ass so first I’ll start with Fix-a-Flat, but of course no one wants a flabby ass so I’ll add some cement in there to make it nice and hard. Oh and it should be able to jiggle a bit. Kinda have a flow and smoothness to it. HEY I know mineral oil will be perfect for that… Ok incisions done, ass is filled now to close up, and make it all blend, so I’ll top it off with some super glue.”[/LEFT]

…I am too afraid to click that link. There. I said it.

-Starhammer-

oh my god the typo of James Earl Ray for James Earl Jones given on the plaque is priceless.

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/graphics/mlkday.jpg

Did this idiot think they wouldn’t find out about the cement in your ass?!?! There are tons of women injecting their asses nowadays btw. Fucking idiots and us for being fooled.

More women are stepping forward now:

http://inagist.com/MiamiHerald/138979519880114176/

Lots of Cement Asses in Florida. Remind me to avoid anal at Disney from now on