Excessive boners pissing me off

The comic I was talking about didn’t have a fucking blow dryer

what the fuck

That’s the tool-assisted option for speedruns.

Or would it be a tool-assistant?

I’ve stopped getting morning wood so I’m struggle free.

I just sit my ass down more often than not. Sometimes if I’m stiff enough, I have to tuck my cock between my thighs on some Poison business, which is ironic when you think about it.

Are you from Sweden or something mate?

Here’s a suggestion from LOWTI3RFRAUD aka URIENBOTTLE:

https://youtu.be/vzhYjOSaWrQ

I can’t do the hand stand. My penis would still hit the floor.

The fuck are you on about mate?

It’s a joke about sweden and them wanting dudes to piss sitting down broseph.

The Superman is how I normally pee.

you too brother!

Just be like LowTierGod and piss into bottles no matter what, regardless of having a working toilet or not.

Drink your own pee

More than a boner making it hard for me to aim, I get more pissed about multi directional streaming making it damn near impossible. And can someone explain to me when a boner gets excessive? I mean aside from one on a crowded train or bus.

Feels better when you piss while having a boner.

Real Gs don’t Pee.

I feel as if this topic has ran its course.

Google translate, still a hidden tool they don’t advertise

Says that means NMSH under default language detected (Persian) and choosing a language that actually changes it instead of leaving it as it is entered.

But under arabic says “freckle”

maybe you should stop thinking about 15 year old anime girls shitting on your chest

Do you want Capcom to take a shit on your chest, Josh?