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Jon “Boners” Jones Soda
Pissing with a boner is fine by me. My bathroom is small, so the distance between the toilet and the wall is such where my aim forces the stream into a rainbow-like parabola. Truly amazing.
Unlike Rick Ross’ toilet tho. All that meat that fat bastard eats. Toilet bowl looks like Hiroshima after the bomb.
It isn’t hard.
Well your penis is.
YES! The lunge is my go-to move!
I saw the lunge as soon as I woke up, right?
Morning wood is no longer an issue:
YODEL AY HEE HOO!
i pee sitting down.
like a chick.
i never miss. hard or flacid makes no dif.
When I have to piss because my dick is on hard, I usually piss in the tub. No harm, no foul!
Fucking morning wood got a nigga like:
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what the fuck
if i sat down id be helmet deep in cold pool water
barf!
Yesterday, بذش sat at 1st place with No coming in 2nd place, and Yes coming dead last.
Now yes and no are tied, but نهذش in last place.
You must defeat Sheng Long’s long dong to stand a chance.
Freckles?
الفتح واي ريك روس هم القرف
My morning wood has never been too stiff as to not allow me to properly piss.
Just bend that shit.
Or walk it down.
My aim is legendary, I’ll tilt my entire body downwards and use the window ledge to support as I anchor my penis into position with mighty pressure.
Real talk I’ve had to do some degree of the lunge before.
Bet Tyrone does the frog all the time he uses the restroom.
Just use the shower
