Sammy Sosa winning EVO.
the farthest recorded distance that any video games athlete has ever thrown a joystick
Its vegas and they want to drug test… ima have an old prostitute enter evo then they can test her… 50% crack whore 50% gamer?
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Even give me to much coffee and I can’t play for shit. Yes my reactions improve but I end up in a loop where I constantly try to react. Like my hands can’t be still… which is not a good thing. You can’t react to everything and if your hands are trying when yer brain isn’t… you will lose.
Yeah, this is a pretty weird thread, but what would you guys think if this actually happened, and it was noticeable?
There needs to be a grooming clause. Proper shaves, hair cuts, gotta shower DAILY.
So no aris…
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You kid but this is some serious shit. It’s embarrassing how many of you clowns don’t know how to properly shower. I’d rather take offensive language than your offensive smell at a tournament any day of the week. It’s a miracle any of you get laid, if you even do.
What does sex even feel like? I’ve heard that girls get WET inside?? If it feels anything like having a shower, then I don’t want to do that either.
You know how when you were a little kid, how you didn’t want to take baths? But then, once you did you were like “Hey, this is actually pretty nice!” And then, once you were done, you felt refreshed. It’s like that.
If they’re drug testing at Evo, then I’m fucked.
89.5% of the entrants are fucked…
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this is one of the best sigs i seen for srk
Yeah man the cost of drug testing is pretty damn high there’s no way.
On top of that this proposed rule would completely ban people who use ADD medications such as Aderall, Metadate (etc) and would ban people who use marijuana as medication whether it be mentally or for pain/physical needs. Population of players/competitors would drop no doubt plus people would have to be chased after to see if they have prescriptions and shit.
All way too troublesome, doesn’t make any sense.
Everyone one in cali has a med card…Everybody if there not growing there slanging or smoking
… leaving 10.5 % of the entrants not fucked, which–coincidentally–is also their average age!
Blazgreen is an evo main event every year
They could just hand out Adderal to all participants, to level the playing field.
Drug testing?
Fuck yeah, they should.
Sign me up for the weed testing.
I’m sure I’ll make it out of at least the first three brackets/pools.
Aromas so thick you get high by drive by. Its been like that at every tourny I’ve attended.