Evo Drug Testing

Blazgreen on blast

But then you’ve gotta voluntarily be smelling all of those nasty fuckers. Do you want to have to smell out the ICP Jersey Guy?

I never use deodorant I don’t like people having to taste me while I walk around and if it has aluminum in it I hope your pleased with your minty fresh corpse after you die of cancer.

Women like the smell of a man not over priced crAXEp that makes you smell like a urinal cake.

You’d have to do it in shifts…only 1 hour per Smell-Guy, otherwise his senses get dulled. Mr. Wiz can give volunteers a free shirt, and they can keep any left over deodorant at the the end. There shouldn’t be any, though, technically speaking…

Umm… tell me you use SOMETHING?!

you’ll die from the rauchiness causing cancer before the axe causes cancer

btw i don’t think anyone with that kinda smell is there to pick up women anyway.

but if you’re one of those people that would rather smell must than axe (not saying axe smells great but it’s better than the smell of 3 day old men) then you’re probably one of the people we’re talking about anyway.

if it’s just the axe that concerns you then suggest a different brand.

I use to be the axe police guy…lol …seriously

Unscented powder. The smell of people don’t bother me, what bothers me is the people walking around soaked in a chemical cloud that you can taste as they walk by.

I went out last Sunday and from the amount of crap people spray on themselves when going to church… well I know why they are feeling the spirit. Chemical cloud cocktail, close quarters in a confined building… they’re a bunch of huffers.

For what it’s worth, doping with drugs such as Ritalin and Adderall is apparently not uncommon at some Halo and Smash tourneys.

(I’m serious about this. I know it sounds like a joke and usually all I do is post jokes so I figured I’d specify.)

Wouldn’t this be more of a job for…say…the police?

Aren’t those both things people can be legitimately prescribed? Sounds like a witch hunt.

The smell of people dont bother me either… unless they havnt showered in couple days… or for some people… showered in a day. I don’t like must+ass+gas+ whatever else they reek of. I’d much rather smell the axe cloud

Don’t worry, I HIGHLY doubt anyone takes drugs to win a SFEX3 side tournament

they most likely took drugs if they decided to enter though

Adderall? I think mushroom tea would be the MOST godlike.

I hit-confirm by SMELLING

Drug testing only if there’s a collective bargaining agreement with the players association.

Then again drug testing every single participant at EVO will cost more then the actual renting of the venue and every PS3 setup that’s used. :sweat:

For what it’s worth (literally), they don’t drug-test every competitor at sporting events. Depending on the governing body and their budget, they will usually test some combination of the medalists, runners-up, and a random selection of competitors.

Then we need some sort of governing body like the Nevada State Athletic Commission lol. Competitive gaming in America is far from getting to the point drug testing has to be necessary. A union of players is also needed for such negotiations otherwise the organizers will have multiple lawsuits. :slight_smile:

Fun fact: If you volunteer to help run such an event, you may be eligible to watch somebody pee!