http://creepywhiteguys.tumblr.com/
Case examples:
“Is your pussy spicy like kimchi or raw like sushi?”
Loooooooooooooool
inb4 someone finds a post from rcaido
edit:
Can’t believe I forgot this one and it was on the second page
http://creepywhiteguys.tumblr.com/
Case examples:
“Is your pussy spicy like kimchi or raw like sushi?”
Loooooooooooooool
inb4 someone finds a post from rcaido
edit:
Can’t believe I forgot this one and it was on the second page
it still funny people think sideways vaginas are a real thing. i can only assume they grew up in the south or a catholic school and didnt have sex-ed.
There was a documentary.
http://www.npr.org/blogs/codeswitch/2013/05/11/181954825/seeking-asian-female-takes-a-close-look-at-a-fetish
http://www.seekingasianfemale.com/
@Maxx: I’m Asian bro… I went to a Catholic school… I thought that growing up. When I was 12, I was put on suicide watch because I didn’t want to be Asian anymore. I grew up with a “If you’re white, you’re right” mentality… It’s a fucked up shit, when you’re not exposed to the real world as a youngster.
You’re right of course, Asian pussy isn’t sideways.
It’s slanted
You know, I always wondered where that story originated from.
I’m just gonna leave this here… (NSFW)
damn man…luckily i didnt deal with that kinda nonsense in my catholic school i new england.
NSFW warning on that video…
These guys might actually have yellow fever. You know, the kind you get from mosquitoes in the tropics and causes brain damage in severe enough cases.
WTF is a sideways vagina…
I ain’t even gonna lie. The beginning of that video made my dick hard. She should do porn.
The music quickly made me go back limp.
I odn’t have yellow fever, but the chick in that music video can get worn out…
…a mouth?
I thought you were black?
(Mindblown)
lol here are the lyrics, genius lines in bold
[Chorus]
Asian girl, She’s my Asian girl
You’re my Asian girl, You’re my Asian girl
You’re my Asian girl, She’s my Asian girl
Yes, my Asian girl, You’re my Asian girl[Verse 1]
I love your sticky rice
Butt fucking all night
Korean barbecue
Bitch I love you
I love your creamy yellow thighs
Ooh you’re slanted eyes
It’s the Year of the Dragon
Ninja pussy I’m stabbin’[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
Superstitious feng shui shit (what)
Now lay your hair by the toilet
I’ve got your green tea boba
So put your head on my shoulder
Your momma’s so pretty
Best nails in the city
Pushing your daddy’s Mercedes[Chorus]
[Bridge]
New Year’s in February (February?)
That’s fine with me (I guess)
Yeah, shark soup (What? Fuck it, we’ll eat it)
Oh, tradition, tradition, tradition, yeah yeah
Baby, you’re my Asian girl
You’re legally (best kind)
So baby marry me
Come on sit on my lap (right here baby)
Or we’ll send you back
And you age so well
I can barely tell
17 or 23?
Baby doesn’t matter to me[Chorus]
[Outro]
Arcadia
J-Town
Alhambra
K-Town
Temple City
Don’t forget Chinatown
Get down
Happy endings all over
Bruce Lee
Toyota
Spicy tuny
Sashimi
Tasty Garden
Fried Lice
Sailor Moon
Wonton soup
Spring roll
Tibet
Foot rub rub a down down down
Fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra
Tofu
All over you all over me
Worst song I’ve ever heard, even Lil B would be like Woah!
I lol’d at “Ninja Pussy I’m stabbin”
10/10
SirMixahLot:
@Maxx: I’m Asian bro… I went to a Catholic school… I thought that growing up. When I was 12, I was put on suicide watch because I didn’t want to be Asian anymore. I grew up with a “If you’re white, you’re right” mentality… It’s a fucked up shit, when you’re not exposed to the real world as a youngster.
I thought you were black?
(Mindblown)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/946236_1389848231231825_2027005304_n.jpg
No, I’m just a classy fuck.
I lol’d at “Ninja Pussy I’m stabbin”
10/10
YOU HAVE THE BEST FUCKING USER NAME EVER
SirMixahLot:
The_Furious_One:
I’m just gonna leave this here…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0zlkB-s_Vk
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/01/asian-girlz-racist-song_n_3688786.htmlNSFW warning on that video…
lol here are the lyrics, genius lines in bold
[Chorus]
Asian girl, She’s my Asian girl
You’re my Asian girl, You’re my Asian girl
You’re my Asian girl, She’s my Asian girl
Yes, my Asian girl, You’re my Asian girl[Verse 1]
I love your sticky rice
Butt fucking all night
Korean barbecue
Bitch I love you
I love your creamy yellow thighs
Ooh you’re slanted eyes
It’s the Year of the Dragon
Ninja pussy I’m stabbin’[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
Superstitious feng shui shit (what)
Now lay your hair by the toilet
I’ve got your green tea boba
So put your head on my shoulder
Your momma’s so pretty
Best nails in the city
Pushing your daddy’s Mercedes[Chorus]
[Bridge]
New Year’s in February (February?)
That’s fine with me (I guess)
Yeah, shark soup (What? Fuck it, we’ll eat it)
Oh, tradition, tradition, tradition, yeah yeah
Baby, you’re my Asian girl
You’re legally (best kind)
So baby marry me
Come on sit on my lap (right here baby)
Or we’ll send you back
And you age so well
I can barely tell
17 or 23?
Baby doesn’t matter to me[Chorus]
[Outro]
Arcadia
J-Town
Alhambra
K-Town
Temple City
Don’t forget Chinatown
Get down
Happy endings all over
Bruce Lee
Toyota
Spicy tuny
Sashimi
Tasty Garden
Fried Lice
Sailor Moon
Wonton soup
Spring roll
Tibet
Foot rub rub a down down down
Fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra
Tofu
All over you all over meWorst song I’ve ever heard, even Lil B would be like Woah!
Still better than Justin Beiber…only cause this made me laugh.