Egypt Legalizes Necrophilia

I think the hilarious part is that the law stipulates “for up to six hours after death”. Like, was there a discussion going on beforehand about how much time is “acceptable”? The fuck?

OH FUCK YES!!

hahahahah so awesome

only the whores are treated poorly and rightfully so! giving women the right to drive or leaving the house unescorted at night only leads to trouble. it sounds like women in these muslim countries are exploited less.

i don’t see the appeal in necrophilia…maybe theres less chance of catching STDs?

i’ve never met a broad who didn’t view sex as a job…maybe its just me

Give 'em time, they’re just starting to learn from us.

Not the dead wife sex thing though. I’d have expected that from Before the Common Era shit.

no no, they are doing it right for their religion, same with throwing rocks at peoples head. It’s not that they are doing it wrong, it’s that religion is wrong.

Yes. Folks need to learn more about Female Genital Mutilation. Needs to stop.

Then it will make sense. Women subject to this, simply don’t enjoy sex. Having this law means the men won’t have to hear complaints about it afterward.

And now we know why Anakaris locks the deadbolt on his sarcophagus at night.
Crazy people next door can’t be trusted.

Time to threadkill:

In short, if it is true, its status right now is proposed, and there’s people claiming it’s all a fake to discredit the new government.

This is stupid.
What is the point if you can only do it for 6 hours?
What a slap in the face of their beautiful culture of preserving the dead for centuries to come.

“Can I give you a facial? Just say no if it’s not okay.”

“…Well okay then!”

Keeps them from having the deceased stuffed and kept under the bed.

I see nothing wrong with this

like drinking milk 1 hour after it hits expiration date

still

better than fapping

I didn’t realize Hsien Ko was popular in Egypt

Japanese Dude: “Whew. Egypt took their attention away from our fembots.”

USA: “Nah. You’re still on our shit list. Then, now, and forever.”

JD: “Profound, Sadness…”

This is actually not part of Islam at all, what the heck? Seriously guys, don’t even believe this crap. No way in heck is this allowed, it would be a major sin. After death a muslim’s body is to be washed and shrouded immediately, that’s it. It’s even looked down upon to cry too much over them; we’re not even allowed to pray over them (we can still pray for them though pf course) let alone…necrophillia?

These are the kinds of misguided laws and lies that happen when Islam doesn’t have a Caliphate. All our countries are ruled by tyrants which has recently become apparent to the world; and it still remains the same. Who ever is promoting these laws in Egypt is NOT Muslim and simply seeks to harm the reputation and gain the rest of the worlds favour.

>Japan on America shitlist

Fuck, Americans love Japanese stuff.
Even the Porn things.

Also yeah, whatever about Necrophilia, i really don’t get it the attraction but then again i really don’t care what people do with corpses

damn son im sorry for you :frowning:

Well I guess my bitches love to go to work.