I guess she doesn’t appreciate all the times she gets bodied in movies.
And the spiders.
Don’t forget the spiders, Ben. 
Blue ball comes slowly.
We live too low for Snow too high to be flooded.
Radio, Canned Goods, Gas Stove, Flash Lights, Jugs of water (multiple of these, fuck the tiny ones), gas lamps, ice chests filled with ice in case you do want to keep some perishables (nothing big, ham and cheese type of things…maybe some milk), and batteries.
If you have a lot of glass windows, get some duck tape and do giant Xs from top to bottom with them. This will keep them whole in case they crack.
Stay safe east coast.
Is there any natural disaster that actually threatens Texas?
I mean besides morbidly obese white dudes with firearms?
Blue ball comes slowly.
In El Paso we have some massive flood planes. In 2006 a huge chunk of El Paso was flooded due to massive rains. Some hurricane trajectories are known to go into the gulf and hit areas of Texas. It can get bad in Houston area since the place used to be swamplands. On top of that…not many that I know of; not many obese white women in the places I’ve visited.
we’ve reached…how you say… an understanding? at this time.
aim for the heads…whoops wrong scenario…
be safe yall…
C’mon East Coast, Parry that ish! *parryparryparryparry.gif
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If you’re planning to entertain yourself with a portable game console or phone ration your gameplay well. Power was out in Houston for at least a week for most places and a month for the unlucky few. Seriously if you got the friends and family with you invest in some board-games if its not too late.
Also stock up on batteries for the radio.
Seriously, chutes and ladders mms always end in bloodshed.
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Everybody who is about to get pounded by Hurricane Sandy stay safe. If you haven’t gotten your supplies I recommend you do that shit ASAP.
-DJ-
Reminds me of y2k all over again…especially how ppl are acting.
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Just because you have been banging questionably clean females for years without any incurable side-effects, doesn’t mean everyone wants to go mad crazy, playing that lotto of life, yo.
Blue ball comes slowly.
Well it’s better than how people were under reacting with Katrina.
One perk about living in East Tennessee is that we’re pretty much isolated from the major stuff, although recently we’ve had some freakish hail storms and scattered tornadoes. I do not envy the people on the coast at all.
Ever notice how these major storms are all named after particularly skanky/bitchy white girl names?
Irene - sounds like she’s got the drip, at minimum.
Katrina - pole dancer, with a 50% probability of mashing herp into that shiney steel rod.
Sandy - ugly ex-gf of a sucky SFXT Player (yes, aware of the redundancy), with enough tiny bumps in her vag, that she’s got a permanently sandy cooch, and is mad salty about it.
Blue ball comes slowly.
Yea…unlike y2k there is evidence of shit being real. 
Sandy is rushing down Atlantic City, and that shit looks like it’s going to be underwater asap. :shake:
Man, it’s barely raining in Buffalo.
If we’re going to get hit by this, there is certainly no current indication of it.
Looks like the part of it with stronger winds missed NYC.
Hoping I don’t eat my words before it passes us.