I think she looks foine.
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Only thing I would tweak on Tifa is giving her some muscle definition…that’s about it. Other than that I’m digging how she looks. I’m ok with the compromise they made on her at this point I just wish that she looked a bit more like she did martial arts and MIGHT be able to body drop a machine if she needed too. Cloud is still skinny but has muscle definition on him.
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Nintendo stream is up
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She looks alright. I mean, of all the redesigns you can tell they put effort in keeping the core design while keeping it somewhat anime flavor.
Less than 10 minutes til the direct!
Bro, ether stop taking that dope or share it with us.
I don’t know how you think that looks awful.
I understand that is not very popular in character design right now in Japan.
As “Muscles” there are “Gay” apparently.
Direct is live! And we’re starting off with Smash DLC.
Link is fighting Metaknight and Marth with Dharkon looming over. Someone mysterious saves him with a sword. And it’s the hero from Dragon Quest. The most recent Dragon quest. They’re showing his moves and then he gets bodied by some of the characters. Oh wow…we’re getting 2 more Dragon quest characters…no way 3 more Dragon quest characters. Apparently they each have stuff they can use like a menu system? Final smash has all of the characters of Dragon quest attack. DLC is coming Summer 2019.
And now we get a trailer for Dragon Quest XI S. coming Sept. 17th
Koizumi comes on now. Bowser comes on the presentation and Bowser thought he was NoA pres lol. Doug Bowser comes on the Direct.
Moving on to Luigi’s Mansion 3. Showing game footage now as apparently everyone in the Main mario cast is invited to the hotel. Of course the place is haunted and Luigi can slam ghosts on the ground. Use the plunger to pull on objects. Can use air from the poltergust to jump over some things. Gooigi is making a return. Can use it for co op. Also looks like the there’s more co-op that you can play online with 3 others. Looks like of course everyone got captured. Game is coming 2019.
Ok so Netflix is finally coming to the switch it looks like…or…wait is this a game? This is a game based on Dark Chrystal.
Link’s Awakening! Can year some of the music for the game. Looks like the game is giving grunts and noises to the characters. I can’t wait to play this. Gonna be awesome. Looks like you can make you’re dungeons. So it’s kind of a zelda maker? Game is coming Sept 20th.
Moving on to another game. Trials of Mana is getting released on the switch. Coming Early 2020. The original 3 games are also going to get released on the Switch. Collection of Many is available today.
And…would you look at that? It’s actually Witcher 3 on the Switch. It’s the complete edition and it’s coming 2019.
Moving on to Fire Emblem 3 houses. Looks like a story trailer. People dying, some undead soldiers, evil people…lots of stuff going on in this. Game is coming out July 26th
Now they’re moving on to a live action trailer for Resident Evil? 2 people going into an abandoned house to play RE? Ok so this is just an advertisement for the RE games that have been released already on the system it looks like. OH well surprised they just announced RE 5 and RE 6 are also coming to the switch.
AHH SHIT NO MORE HEROES 3 MOTHER FUCKERS!!! FUCKING YEEEEESSSS… I’M CREAMING MYSELF RIGHT NOW.
Game is coming 2020
New Contra!!! It’s in 3D and it looks like 4 people can play the game together. explosions and bullets all over. Coming Sept. 24th. Has onlin and local co op. Also contra collection will be available later today
Moving on to Daemon X Machina! Seeing a bit of gameplay and a small bit of story for the characters. Mechs all over the place. Coming Sept. 13th.
uh…is this Panzer Dragoon? Is this the game that they brought back from the dead? Yup it’s Panzer Dragoon. game is coming This Winter.
Moving into Pokemon Sword and Shield. You can use the pokeball plus, can take pokemon out for a stroll with you. Something good might happen if you do this. Game will be available on the showfloor. Pokemon will be on Treehouse after this direct.
ALRIGHT ASTRAL CHAINS!!! Game is looking prety crazy. The main antagonists are called Chimeras and you have the means to counter them called Legions. Looks ike you can go to the Chimeras dimensions. Game looks really interesting. Some Platforming and combat is shown. Got big bosses. Game is narrating some of the story while this is going on. Game is coming Aug 30th.
Moving on to a game from Paradox. It’s a top down shooter with Gangastas. Emire of Son coming Spring 2020
Moving on to Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3. Uh I have no idea who that character was since I’m not super versed in Marvel Lady with a rifle and guns. Showing a variety of different characters fighting each other. GAme comines July 19th. and there’s an expansion pass.
Moving on to Cadence of Hyrule. Music sounds awesome. I want this OST. Game is coming June 13th. Moving on to Mario & Sonic at the Olympis which is coming this November. lol @ Eggman beating Sonic in a race. Just showing various characters in dif sports. Game is coming to Nov. 2019.
Ok moving onto a game we’ve been waiting for? It’s Animal Crossing. Nook apparently has sent you to a getaway Island. So is this Animal Crossing Survivor? You’re kind of camping out on this island. you can make paths and it looks like you can do multiplayer with like 8 people. game is coming March 20th. And of course Nook puts your ass in debt. Game will be on Treehouse.
Showing a highlight real of other titles coming to the switch, Spyro, new Hollow knight, Ni No kuni, Minecraft Dungeons, Elder scrolsl Blades, My Friend Pedro, Doom Eternal, The Sinking City, Wolfenstein Youngblood, Dead by Daylight, Alien Isolation, FF Chrystal Chronicles, Dragon Quest Buildgers 2, Stranger Things 3, Just Dance 2020, Catan, New super Lucky’s Tale, Dauntless? surprised, Super Mario Maker 2,
apparently we’re getting another character announcement? HOLY SHIT…THEY’RE ACTUALLY PUTTING BANJO IN THIS GAME. The god damn Duck Hunt dog trolled us and then Banjo actually came out. Wowwww…this is fucking crazy. Wow wow wow…How did this deal happen? He’s coming Fall 2019.
OK we have one last game they are gonna show us. OH shit…it’s a sequel to Breath of the Wild!? YOOOOOO…YOOOOOOO… I’m guessing Link and Zelda explore the bottom of the castle for the source of the darkness…wow wow
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Tifa looks like wind would knock her over. Kind of reminds me of Olive from Popeye with those spaghetti limbs.
All the DQ heroes and giga smash and their final smash!
Nice.
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That 8bit mode still trips me out lol.
Haha leaning into that Bowser shit haha
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This right here.
She legit looks like a stick figure with two big circles on it for breasts. Its hilariously bad. I get she’s gonna be skinny but, help the broad out with some muscle tone. She’s got less muscles in her body than Cloud did in OG FF7.
What’s even funnier is that they lumped in a meme fetish with the thigh highs. Got a homie on facebook talking about how great her skirt is because it looks like she can fight now and then went straight to thirsty boi memes.
Might as well have left the regular leather skirt intact. If I gotta suspend my disbelief, might as well ask me to get rid of all of it instead of make goofy concessions.
Oh my god stop whining lmao.
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Dark Crystal Tactics game!
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I’m not whinning. Are you kidding me? This broad is gonna be swinging wet noodles at people for BIG DAMAGE.
That shit is gonna be laughtastic every time. Gonna pretend she’s some poor cosplay model from japan that got trapped in the video game world and has to play her part to survive. FF7 Remake gonna go hard with head canon.
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Link’s Awakening trailer and September 20, 2019
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Nintendo won E3 again. 
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You know most real world martial artist, especially the masters are tall skinny people.
Bulk does not equal muscular strength. They gave Tifa that Martial Artist/Gymnast/Dancer bod.
Who just also happens to also have boobs.
Nintendo already fucking won. Holy shit. I’m too broke.
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Yea she looks as skinny as her old character artwork where it was never a problem. You’re making a huge deal out of something you didn’t give a shit about before.
Your whining.
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Nindy winning with Sony taking 2nd place.