Yeah I’m pretty drunk now. One of my favorite things to do while drunk is typing with my face. Everyone give it a try. I’ll go first…
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I hope no one saw that. Oh wait, my dignity did.
Waking up from a looooong night…
Shit man, I think I have a natural defense against hangovers. I’m sure I’ll be feeling it later though (I always do). And I’m supposed to be going to a fucking house party later today, where I’ll get shit-based again. Stories later tonight…If I remember.
The vodka was nerfed guuys
I should be drunk right now but instead I skipped the party to go to a Magic tournament 
IBfailandaids
I had a few drinks, but I’m not drunk.
Sorry.
I went to v2o… hella drunk asses… 151 n carnberry is ur best bet when u have drink tickets… =Dj
i hate when the room spins…my gfs think im gay for posting on here when im drunk…
Did you go to Epic last week?
i love drink 
i only go to v2o when blended promotes there… my gf mai… she’s a vietnamese girl with an aussie accent =)
I downed 1 bottle of Mikes Hard Lemonade to see if I could actually get buzzed. Drank it as fast as I could. Nothing happened so I went to play on the computer. Then all of a sudden, I am IMing girls from the past and posting random shit online.
I call those kinna drinks, “Oh shit drinks.” They dont hit you at first then its like “Oh shit!”
Just got home from work and cracked an import. Don’t think ima get fucked tonight. Damn.
Bullshit asshole, nobody can down an entire bottle of Mike’s Hard Lemonade without dying.
^ I know a guy. He drank two once!!! He died.
Damn you Mike…BIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSON!
Kinna. I’ll have to remember that one.
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Damn, last night I was so shitty. I basically slept twice, once around 4, woke up at 3 went back to sleep from nassuia. Now it’s like 1 and I’m completely awake…sigh
Batman is so fucking scary. I would shit my pants if Batman were here.
I am going to eat all of these Thin Mints.
beer pong money matches at evo. whos down?
I’m down for this. Teams?