fcuk i was udsupppsed to come back and drive my friend to LA so we could fkn play DOTA alln night but then i ended up coming home like an hour late and my firendf wfelll waslepep but its like dude we were gonnoa play and i feel ad and ahithishit but like.>>> CAN I REALLY DRIVE? no right?1/?! rasta shaman fuckin eul’s scepter xx serpent ward ultimate xx HOLD xx POLYMORPH = ggpo
WHERE DA SALT AT!
let that MOUNTAIN talk
RESURRECTION !!! SRK doesn’t get drunk anymore ? I keep looking for this thread every time I’m drunk and on SRK.
That’s why it keeps disappearing. Too drunk to find it. :wasted:
Who here drinks 211 40oz!? :rock:
Damn, I got drunk on sat at a party and I was yelling out:
“I LOVE VAGINA!!!”
haah man, they told me about that.
I also tried to get laid.
haha
and got some piece of ass and some boobs!!!
haha
gin + tonic
LETS GET IT PAPPIN
I remember in college, fools would fight/guard over Stella. Just give me a Guiness, I’ll drink it up.
Sorry for my absence from this thread for a while.
I quit drinking for weed. If I can’t get weed I drink.
Had some SoCo the other night. It was pretty good.
Any tips on a first time drinker?
I’m getting drunk this Saturday for my (unofficial) 21st birthday party (I won’t be 21 till Thanksgiving)
So…yeah…any tips?
-SH
uh ohh…
Stuart.
Listen to me.
Pace yourself, don’t do shots because your friends are hyping you. Your friends are idiots, and would love for you to pass out and make a fool of yourself. Don’t try to be a tough guy. An inexperienced drinker can get wasted really fast, make an ass of himself, or even DIE. I almost did. On one of my first times drinking I drank 6 beers, and then my friends dared me to finish a quarter bottle of gin and a third of a bottle of tequila. (they were atleast fifths)
I ended up puking all over the back of my friends car, falling down in front of Dennys, falling down in the Dennys parking lot, and clutching my stepfathers fat man tit screaming “SAVE ME MOM I’M DYING” as he and my mom helped me into bed. Apparently my BAC was high enough that I blacked out.
Oh, and I don’t remember anything past the 6 beers. I had to be told about all that ridiculous stupidity.
You gotta get your drinking strength up to chill in this thread. It takes a while. Now, I can drink a full bottle of SoCo in a night if I really wanted to. (and could stand a little headache in the morning.)
So how did your first time go?
gonna get fuuuuuuuuuuucked up this sat!
anyone else partying this sat?
RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE
smirnoff vodka ftl
:u: I drank that shi’ straight and did some stupid stuff back in the day. 
it still surprises me everytime a girl makes a shot in beerpong.
MAYBE THEY JUST BALLIN ON THEY OFF-TIME.
fuck i want some carne asada fries
^ we talking alberto super fries?
fuck yea
we’re talking alertos [brookhurst]/alejandros [newport]/albertacos [cypress]
fuckkkkkk