Drunk idiot takes a piss in the middle of the freeway

d3v · April 10, 2015, 8:47am

And it’s surprisingly not in Florida.

There are a few basic rules you need to follow to live in modern society. Among them: don’t drink and drive, and when your car breaks down on the freeway, don’t use it as an opportunity to wiz while cars, um, whiz past.

Unfortunately, those two things were just too much to ask from a drunk San Diego woman whose Scion tC reportedly stalled out in the middle of the I-15 freeway in City Heights last night. She was later arrested and her name was not released.
https://youtu.be/Ls2ypId34J0
A few things are amazing about this.

First, nobody died. There was no wreck or carnage, likely because the 15 isn’t that crowded at 1:45 AM on a Thursday morning and several motorists stopped to direct traffic around the stranded Scion.

Second, one of them was a photojournalist from 10News, who recorded it all, including…

Third, before our dimwitted drunkard decided to exit the car, she squatted outside the driver’s side door and let her bladder rip.

Stay classy, San Diego.

Taito · April 10, 2015, 9:05am

I don’t know what’s with drunk party girls in San Diego driving home in their Toyota Tercels alone. Turn down your attitude and stop rejecting single guys at the bar… and your co-workers… and your friends… and your family members… because you’re the shit. Maybe you’ll end up with a better plan than peeing in the center lane of the highway, right in view of Nightcrawler weirdos.

angelpalm · April 10, 2015, 9:11am

THOSE CARS ARE RAPING HER PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP THAT POOR WHITE WOMAN!!!

Notice how all these white knights never tell this worthless bitch to put her fucking blinkers on…lol

LADY YOUR LIFE IS IN DANGER!!! As she sits on her fat ass tweeting about how “embarrased she is omg”

Hollowblade · April 10, 2015, 4:12pm

This sounds like a florida story… But its not…

Weird…

crucades · April 10, 2015, 4:16pm

Came in here KNOWING the first line would be not in Florida. Like seriously I dunno if d3v lives in fear of his life in FL or just got attacked by mickey mouse as a kid or something but the hate is strong in that one. Either way, when you gotta go you gotta go, like who here hasnt jumped out of a car to take an impromptu shit before cause fuck going in your car?

NickRocks · April 10, 2015, 6:31pm

Cause floridas a shit hole thats why

And damn i really wanted to see her car get hit. I also like how none of those dudes standing by the side of the road thought to stop her from going to her car, by force if necessary

Kromo · April 10, 2015, 6:50pm

Wow. This kind of behavior makes the entire sport of motorized water jousting look bad.
Leaving the vehicle, failing to expose breasts, no ceremonial bow. I can live with the rule breaking, it is the utter disregard for sportsmanship that disgusts me.

chadouken · April 10, 2015, 7:15pm

This is bad. And then you have that other drunk idiot standing in the middle of the highway trying to direct traffic.

Shadow_Ace · April 10, 2015, 7:44pm

better be lucky she wasnt on a ATL highway, her body would have looked a puzzle

http://i.imgur.com/7zQ7jsv.gif

Taito · April 10, 2015, 8:01pm

In case you folks missed this from the other day

My home town’s trying to test Florida, it really is, but it’s a lonnnng way off from taking down the degenerate capital.

d3v · April 10, 2015, 9:41pm

I love Florida. Like a boy would love a pet monkey, or a crazy grandparent who gets in so much trouble.

blooper · April 10, 2015, 10:28pm

drunk ass bitches on the freeway. hope this isnt a trend.

Gamegeezer · April 10, 2015, 11:41pm

You guys never pissed on the freeway before? I thought this was normal…