Yeah slow is gdlk. I’m really liking Wizard so far, levitating around creating lightning storms is really satisfying. Hell, levitate is fucking awesome by itself at just avoiding everything. There’s a boss who lights the entire arena on fire at one point and I honestly don’t know what melee classes are supposed to do about it. I just fly away watching them burn to death.
Can I get a list of Ps3 Users?
I’m down to get some crazy broken shit going on in this game!
PSN: Combo_Knight
Main: Amazon
Should we make a list so we can add each other and do runs? At least then, I can yell at you on here or on Skype. :lol:
PSN: Tetsuro_NT
Main: Wizard, currently level 20.
Fixed for you. A power fantasy has nothing to do with misogyny or rape or violence (unless you’re messed up. Briefly envisioning going all Bonus Round on the surrounding cars in gridlocked traffic doesn’t exactly count, and is normal). A power fantasy is a fantasy where you’re the cool guy everybody likes, or nothing can hurt you (common in abused children). You’re chilling with your favorite cartoon or comic book heroes, and life is great. Think Calvin and Hobbes (only without shit going wrong for our hero Spaceman Spiff), or Kung Fu Panda if Po was still working at the noodle shop and was just fantasizing the events of both movies, and was never chosen to be trained in Kung Fu at the Jade Palace. There is nothing negative about power fantasies, unlike hardcore nutbag feminists think. Hell, they believe all men are nothing but rape-machines who are no longer needed for reproduction, and every act of consentual sex is violence against women. You don’t want to know THEIR power fantasies. These nuts would LOVE Dc Comics’ fictional island Themyscira, where men are killed on sight.
And I’m having a Piccolo moment: my revived cpu teammate does okay in a fight, but he just won’t DODGE! He died like 4 times in the boss fight in Wallace’s underground laboratory. I’m practically dancing around the giant beetles and he’s like “Oh, that hurts me? Huh…maybe it won’t this time. ugh…Okay maybe THIS time. ugh …Okay, maybe…”
When is online unlocked?
How do you use it?
I should probably sleep, but I don’t want wake up and everyone else is like level 37 or some shit.

When is online unlocked?
How do you use it?
I should probably sleep, but I don’t want wake up and everyone else is like level 37 or some shit.
Online is unlocked when you run through each of the nine dungeons once. Which is about the halfway point I think. Once you’ve done that it will prompt you that you can play online the next time you go to leave town for a dungeon.
Three friends and I played for about 16 hours straight from start to finish on Normal mode. Was really, really fun. We decided to run Fighter, Elf, Wizard, and Amazon.
Overall, really impressed with the game. Pretty god damn good.
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I went to GS and they said they were sold out. Fuck’em, just went home and DL’d - I’m a firm believer in not pre-ordering unless they are giving me something useful (artbooks are meh, cool that first night, then they just take up space and never get read again).
So I don’t get to play too much (being a family man and all), but I’m going thru the first dungeon, the level 1 one, and my wife ask me to do something with regards to my our son. No biggie…I hit start…nothing.
I hit select…nothing.
I hit PS Home…nothing.
I couldn’t ‘pause’ until I was back in town. PLEASE tell me that you can oause after you leave the first dungeon, if not that is a HUGE deal breaker.
- :bluu:

:sigh:
PLEASE tell me that you can oause after you leave the first dungeon, if not that is a HUGE deal breaker.
- :bluu:
Doesn’t look like you can.

:sigh:
I went to GS and they said they were sold out. Fuck’em, just went home and DL’d - I’m a firm believer in not pre-ordering unless they are giving me something useful (artbooks are meh, cool that first night, then they just take up space and never get read again).So I don’t get to play too much (being a family man and all), but I’m going thru the first dungeon, the level 1 one, and my wife ask me to do something with regards to my our son. No biggie…I hit start…nothing.
I hit select…nothing.
I hit PS Home…nothing.
I couldn’t ‘pause’ until I was back in town. PLEASE tell me that you can oause after you leave the first dungeon, if not that is a HUGE deal breaker.
- :bluu:
Overall not a big deal if you’re in town. Can’t pause in a dungeon since you’re technically “always online” due to friends being able to drop into your games online.
Well fuck that sucks. I so hope they patch that shit, I’ve only got like 4 friends on my friends list anyways…I’d gladly erase the ability for omeone to drop into my game for me to pause…that’s been a staple since at least MArio … and yes it is that important to me - I’ve got a two year old to watch and take care of so I kind of need to be able to pause constantly. Dammit. And it’s frustrating because the game seemed kinda cool too. Started with a fighter - my son’s request, despite trying to convince him to pick either the tig bitty chicks or the Wizard (he just IMO looks like an actual bad ass). I wish I could sell my PS3 copy and buy a Vita copy now.
People want to raise hell about a rape manual instead of telling consumers, you can’t pause in a single player game.
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I guess the whole “lock online until they’re good enough” thing didn’t work.
Okay, I’m kind of confused.
As my wizard I got mostly shit items(not one S rank), didn’t make a bunch of XP per dungeon, didn’t get a ton of coin per dungeon, and I seemed to get a lot of trapped chest.
Now that I’ve switched to the fighter I’ve gotten a bunch of great A and S rank gear, a ton if coin per dungeon, I’m leveling up a lot faster, and i’m perfecting levels like it ain’t shit.
I’ve only done 5 dungeons(first two twice and the third one once).
And the fighter’s luck stat is lower than the wizards.
I rolled Dwarf (Haggar), and have gotten past the Cove.
And I’ve YET to see an S rank item.
Got an S ranked amulet at level 9 on my Dwarf.
It’s very nice, but honestly? Rank on your items doesn’t look like it’s going to be a huge deal until higher levels anyway.
I got some S rank shit on my Sorceress when I tried her first. Nothing on my Assmazon though. Just lots of A rank stuff.
And I pre-order all my shit from GS after talking to one of the guys there. Granted, they’re free to sell it if theg don’t pick it up in 48 hours. It just comes down to it being is it a first day/week game you want. Ass and Titty’s Crown was a day 1 release for me and I don’t regret it one bit.
/Cue DJ Assault
The no pause thing is relatively annoying, but like other people here, ghetto style that shit with the home button.
Errbody got me wanting to walk to target/Wal-Mart on my lunch and pick it up which I probably will actually do.
PSN ID: Syke187
Damn it. 1 letter shy of naming my Amazon “Snowflake”. Me being a pimp and all. I gave her the lilac color and the name “Pinky”. She’s far from either Pinky but that will do.

Power fantasy is the idea that men want to big and muscular because it makes it easier for them to beat and rape women…I wish I could say I was joking but that’s actually what it means.
Ah I see, well thank the heavens we finally got our rape manuals!
My PSN is mmking9999.
Played the game with my bro and some friends, game is too sick. I went with the Elf. Love the mobility. I find that the fastest way to move is to jump and then attack with neutral Square. Has anyone messed with the dagger skills? I want to know if they’re any good. Currently I’m sticking with arrows and buffing them up.