Dragon's Crown (Chun-li has been dethroned as Queen of Thighs)

Things that can go well with the dancing rat:

“U MAD?”

“HATERS GON’ HATE.”

Ugh…Just give me the game now.

Damn I’m hype for this game. They should rename Hydeland to Hypeland to better reflect my hype!

Anyone know if Amazon gets the pre-order bonus? I don’t see it listed anywhere on Amazon, but on the Dragon’s Crown site Amazon is listed as one of the retailers that should have it.

They do. I’ve had both versions pre-ordered for what seems like an eternity!

Amazon - Proving the best way to get dat ass is to do dem squats. Fuck cottage cheese, I need those iron buns. I wanna break a sledgehammer on that there derriere.

I feel so torn when I see new media for this game. I’m really excited and want to watch it, but if I do it makes me that much more impatient.

Damn game has Aeslin Mice…this just gets more and more fun.

I’m in.

Gonna rock Dwarfgar, for the command grabs.

Lmao at the Battle Nun spreading full eagle near the end.

And surprised with all the talk about Sorceress’ run animation, no one mentioned AmASSzon’s

That vid had more breasts and thighs than Popeye’s

This game needs to come out like now.

Is her run really ridiculous too? Haha she looks ridiculous but awesome. It’s just so over the top. In real life female bodybuilders look terrible, but video game version looks pretty good.

She runs hunched forward(like a little kid doing the airplane run) with her axe in front of her as her ass jiggles. Lmao

Btw, sorc, amazon, and elg are getting figures by diff companies.

http://www.plastikitty.com/home/the-sorceress-from-dragons-crown-is-getting-2-figures-kill-me-now

Also serp, female bodybuilders look terrible?

Spoiler

http://humanitum.com/images/natalia-inoue-9.jpg

https://lh3.ggpht.com/-D5eCqchW67c/UT_5mARDinI/AAAAAAAAoCI/04ql5kj8Q8c/s1600/Eva-Andressa-24.jpg

http://www.bodybuildsters.nl/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/eva-andressa-bodyfitness-18.jpg

Female Brazilian Body Builders seem to be one of the few who like to build muscle without looking comically overdone and gross

Raided out female body builders look terrible, but then that’s the same for men to. Roided out anything looks awful.

damn, they look really good. its like theyre all chun li’s from brasil.

Sweet mother of God…

Spoiler

http://www.plastikitty.com/wp-content/uploads/BPlF6NxCAAA4UnZ.jpg

i just hope someone release all sorceress animations in form of gifs, soon

It’ll be hard to fap and beast at the same time.

Can’t say I’m diggin that sculpt very much. Her face looks…weird.

She has a face?

lol my thoughts exactly! I noticed the watermelons and pretty much nothing else.

That’s why the skeleton underneath her looks so upset.

He’s like “Fuck, who is gonna look down here and notice me?”