Fixed.
Dear Destroylestownies, All Of Eastern PA and Philadelphia 76ers Supporters Wherever You May Be Tonight;
As you now know, our former hero, who grew up in the very region that he deserted this evening, is no longer a Destroylestownie.
This was announced with a several day, narcissistic, self-promotional build-up culminating with a national TV special of his “decision” unlike anything ever “witnessed” in the history of sports and probably the history of entertainment.
Clearly, this is bitterly disappointing to all of us.
The good news is that the ownership Cyborg and the rest of the hard-working, loyal, and driven staff over here at your hometown Cyborg One have not betrayed you nor NEVER will betray you.
There is so much more to tell you about the events of the recent past and our more than exciting future. Over the next several days and weeks, we will be communicating much of that to you.
You simply don’t deserve this kind of cowardly betrayal.
You have given so much and deserve so much more.
In the meantime, I want to make one statement to you tonight:
“I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE DESTROYLESTOWN PLAYERS WILL WIN AN EVO CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER ?FLARE? WINS ONE”
You can take it to the bank.
If you thought we were motivated before tonight to bring the hardware to Fight Night, I can tell you that this shameful display of selfishness and betrayal by one of our very own has shifted our “motivation” to previously unknown and previously never experienced levels.
Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to get there.
Sorry, but that’s simply not how it works.
This shocking act of disloyalty from our home grown “chosen one” sends the exact opposite lesson of what we would want our children to learn. And “who” we would want them to grow-up to become.
But the good news is that this heartless and callous action can only serve as the antidote to the so-called “curse” on Doylestown, PA.
The self-declared former “Flare” will be taking the “curse” with him up north. And until he does “right” by Doylestown and Pennsylvania, Shaun (and the town where he plays) will unfortunately own this dreaded spell and bad karma.
Just watch.
Sleep well, Doylestown.
Tomorrow is a new and much brighter day…
I PROMISE you that our energy, focus, capital, knowledge and experience will be directed at one thing and one thing only:
DELIVERING YOU the championship you have long deserved and is long overdue…
Post of the year?
Wait, what the fuck are you talking about
I think it has something to do with basketball.
i think flare is moving to NYC, either than or DiaperBomb is trying to draw attention away from his supposed retirement talk.
I think it has to do with basketball.
:nono:
Yo, I don’t see this happening. Flare’s one third owner of the cab and he wouldn’t leave his baby in the hands of those two troublemakers. The cab would be covered in spray paint and body fluids within 3 hours.
Also, I got word from DiaperBomb that he will not be at Siren this Saturday. I think he’s looking at retirement homes in Florida or something. Anyone going this Saturday? I’ll go as long as other ppl show up.
I’ll probably be there. Unless I get fucked closing shift on saturday.
I will go if there is anything to do with basketball in this supposed “VIDEO GAME.”
If it were up to me, the cabinet would be covered in RAPE!!!
I’m not sure yet. I might be working on Saturday. I’ll know better after I talk to my possible employer tomorrow and Earthworm Jim. I’ll let you know.
fc already covered that, champ
Fucking double post.
looks like Earthworm Jim and I will be @ Siren on Saturday, I’d guess sometime after 3pm.
Earthworm Jim vs Capcom
Lol stfu scrubs
the weather sure is nice down here in florida
fixed that for you. Have fun at the birdcage.
Oh and with this 3S:Online Edition announcement lets make our voices heard. Tell 'em what we want and don’t want them to do with the precious.
Already done and lost in the eternal rebalance debate.
In other news Tekken x SF, wowzers.
Real talk, the namco version is going to suck and the capcom version could work if they can par down the tekken movelists well enough. It’ll prolly end up with mah-vel juggling which works, because tekken already has that.
Damn, who is this fucking troll? Flare?
Hey guys, I’m back from Florida, now I’m sun burned as hell. It was worth it though… I found a really nice retirement home in Winter Park!
I heard that the 3S cabinet is now 99% operational. Good work fellas. Now we can start rollin in the dough when we charge $1 a game. Eat your heart out Henry Cen!
Well all my hard work with Alex (i.e. making him secretly broken) has finally paid off. He has ascended into godhood and changed his name to THOR! ZOUNDS! Methinks I shall be playing THOR in MvC3. MOST VERILY. I’m pretty excited for Marvel 3 thus far. Got my eyes on Cap and THOR for sure.
Not sure how I feel about SF vs Tekken. Looks like a tech demo more than anything. Hope for the best I guess! O NO
See you guys at Fight Night tonight. I need to take more of Flare’s money and beat up people in Power Stone. O yeah!
P.S. I need either some roomates in the next month or two or a new place to squat or I’m changing my handle to Homeless Bomb!