Doesn't Luke Perry have the sweetest last name

Doesn’t he?

Yes it does, but I think his Uncle Red has a better name.

This thread screams “HOMOSEXUAL” louder than Zulu in the GD forum.

No. No.

No.

He has pretty dreamy eyes, too. I got a double deadly combination for him… in my pants.

And yes, both of them fire, if’n you catch my drift. I’m kind of a freak, I guess you could say.

It’s not as good as that lawyer dude Perry Mason.

You got two peens?

Suuuuuure, why not.

two peens > Luke Perry

Best name ever for the Canadian fans; RED Green!