DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted of Bear Attack

Don_Barracuda · April 1, 2009, 3:52pm

Guy spent 13 years in jail but thanks to new DNA evidence he was proven innocent for the murder charge, but still faces fines.

In other news Scientist have managed to - Bioengineer Giant Crabs, Playstation’s Bill Ritch is missing.

Warpticon · April 1, 2009, 4:19pm

This is terrible in more ways than I can count.

G-Boobie · April 1, 2009, 4:33pm

Excellent thread, would read again, A+.

Darko · April 1, 2009, 4:33pm

I hope to god you do realize this is a joke site and that you don’t use theonion as your source for news every morning.

Most of the time i would assume you do realize it’s a joke, but with the state of the internet as it is you never know.

EDIT: This should be in the video thread but whatever.

Don_Barracuda · April 2, 2009, 2:28am

:rolleyes:

Its April 1st

System_1 · April 2, 2009, 2:29am

That’s that same bear that was grillin me!

Wellman · April 2, 2009, 4:12am

I promise you that is probably the same bear that stole this white boy I know bike.