Yeah everyone had some nasty looking teeth. Candie’s black mistress was the only one I saw that had white teeth.
Heres something I want to clear up with my brother about the movie. After the movie he was like “did you see the huge fake dick they used” apparently when django was being hung upside down. I did not see this at all, it looked like to me all his junk was bundled up and I didnt notice anything like that. Was I blind or was he just imagining a fake dick where it wasnt?
I’m pretty sure his junk was bundled up in some sort of leathery pouch or something. Your friend just wanted to see some big black dongalong.
Edit: I just remembered the dude who was going to cut his nuts off (Boyd Crowder from Justified) knocks on the nuts before leaving like twice and it makes a “conk” sound as if he was hitting a hard object.
This is the only time I’ll speak of this, but hell nah it wasn’t bundled up. There’s a sideways shot towards end of the scene, while the dude with the knife was leaving iirc. Django’s shit was hanging free. Everyone in the theatre saw it. And I went with my gf, my sister and her bf, and my other sister and her best friend. So I had to hear about it afterwards.
But no, nothing was bundled up. Another reason for white men to be upset at the movie. And probably the most historically accurate thing in the film.
I stand corrected then.
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LOL. Nigga…it’s not like this was Megaman or Contra. There wasn’t a huge WARNING! WARNING! Incoming black dick! that appeared on the screen so I can prepare myself.
If you saw it, you can’t unsee it. And even if you weren’t sure of what you saw, you were still in presence of ashy Cowboy Slave Cock. On a theatre screen.
No homo.
I didnt see it, I saw what Val saw.
I did see the upwards angle of his taint and sack unfortunately, why QT decided that needed to be on camera in that specific angle is beyond me.
Saw his junk, don’t care if it’s real or not…
Dope movie is dope movie. Made up for Inglorious Bastards, which is the only movie of his I didn’t like. Movie felt a lot shorter than the actual length.
Noticed there was a scene missing, that I saw in the trailer though.
I didn’t see no dick & i look for these things in movies…Can someone tell me what happen to the white ninja chick w/ the red scarf…
Killed on Django’s way back to Candlieland, he stops in by that shack where the dude got torn up by dogs.
Candie’s teeth were shitty. And I saw a codpiece, I think…
I’m honestly starting to think there were two versions of the movie, one with a codpiece and one with a schlong. Too many people I ask disagree. Wouldn’t be the first time some theaters get a censored version.
So I saw Django last night.
SO FUCKING AMAZING MY FRIENDS AND I JUST TALKED ABOUT IT FOR AN HOUR AFTER IT ENDED.
My friend said it best when he said “This movie’s the best, BECAUSE IT WAS MADE BY A WHITE DUDE”.
I got to the movie a little late after helping my friend/girlfriend/whatever the hell I should classify her as move, and I got seated directly between my all black friends and the coolest white couple ever.
Go see Django in South Carolina in between black people you know and white people you don’t/vice versa.
I PROMISE YOU WILL FUCKING GET WHAT QT WAS TRYING TO DO WITH THIS MOVIE.
ESPECIALLY THE KKK SCENE
HOLY FUCKING SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Think I’ll see D’jango tomorrow and go here for dinner. Appropriate enough right?
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Gah Quentin is a terrible actor. Movie was damn bad ass and impressive. I’ve seen thousand of fights from movies/tv shows, but that mandingo fight was the first fight that actually looked like a fight, it looked like each punch was real and actually did damage, the scene was damn well done.
Leo/Cristoph were sick, it’s like watching 2 Hans Landa’s(main villain in Inglorious) on screen together.
The biggest thing I took away from this movie was how badly I wanted a beer while I was sitting in that theatre watching that scene when they’re in the bar.
All the other stuff aside, you know a director is technically very good when he is able to convey such a precise tone and mood for a scene visually like that, just like in Inglorious Basterds with the whip cream on the apple strudel. Fuck, I could watch a Tarantino directed movie where Christoph Waltz just eats and drinks for like five straight hours.
Fun Fact: The girl in red scarf was Zöe Bell, the stunt double for Uma Thurman in Kill Bill.
Why Tarantino put her in the film is anyone’s guess, probably needed the dough…
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They really made her seem like she was gonna be doing something crazy but she got blown away unexpectedly like the rest.
Shame.