It’s morphin’ time! #Turbo
I can’t think of any way any of this sounds good on paper. All the problems with this season would still be there even with top notch acting.
this show sucks ballssssszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
You should do away with the Issac avatar. It’ll bring you too much pain.
Why did I listen to the Dexter Podcast I said I wasn’t going to listen to? I feel like my body is just seeking out extra ways to hate this show now. Every random point I seek to on this shit makes me want to punch somebody.
"…so yeah, that was the little stuntman taking the fall there."
"Wow, you can’t tell."
They were talking about the Harrison scene. Trust me, that’s just the tip of the denial iceberg. Somewhere in there is them saying Vogel’s death is really putting Dex through the ringer. The fact that people are getting paid to do this season of Dexter sickens me.
Yep, those Spoilers are more and more confirmed by the day.
You guys are all screwed.
these motherfuckers …
The nightmare is almost over.
No Geo…it’s only beginning. Trust me it’s only beginning.
The finale will almost ruin Miami for you.
Now you’re scaring me.
You know how scared you should be? I’m talking Game 6 of the NBA Finals this year in the last 30 seconds before Ray Allen hit the 3.
So Hannah’s pussy can stop deep seeded murderous urges that have been present ever since childhood? If I ever bump into these writers, I think I’m going to need Hannah’s pussy.
And what’s with leaving the knives RIGHT NEXT TO SAXON? That’s Bond villain shit.
Okay to be fair…Yvonne Strahovski could calm any man’s rage.
Oh god.
I could write down like 10 plot holes or retarded things about this episode, but I’m not gonna, because Jesus Christ I’m just done with this shit. One more episode and I’m finally done with this shit.
Okay maybe a few. WHAT IS WITH THE 20 SECOND SCENE ABOUT THE DAUGHTER SMOKING POT? DID THEY JUST NEED TO FILL 20 SECONDS OR SOMETHING? THIS IS THE MOST POINTLESS PLOT LINE I’VE EVER SEEN. Why did Hannah look like she’d never seen a door before when Elway knocked? Has no Fedex guy ever delivered anything? I’d figure the standard procedure by now would be there’s a knock, and you hide your incredibly wanted attractive ass ASAP. And for real, whyyyyyyyyyy are we not just hiding Hannah in the middle of nowhere, instead of the house of someone actually suspected of having had contact with her? Did Dex need that cooch so bad he couldn’t stash her in a Comfort Inn in Kansas for a few weeks? And holy shit, basically everyone in this show is about as smart as a WWE referee. Saxon is by far my favorite character so far, because he can actually tie his shoes without letting 5 people know.
The one up-side I can think of if there really is a Quinn spin-off is Jennifer Carpenter gets more work. Good for her, give her as much money as she needs for making it through this bullshit.
Duck, I want you to quote that post. Then read it next week and respond to that. I’m serious.
Spoiler
Oh yeah, Deb dies doesn’t she? Well fuck. Also why am I gonna quote myself?
So you can have your post on hand.
I’m telling you guys, your TVs will not survive next week. You’re going to be chucking them out of windows. I don’t care how cynical or apathetic you are towards the series. There’s no way you won’t rage.
Just one more episode left. This whole Deb is lusting over Dex thing cannot just be thrown out the window and discarded for no good reason.
Dex must fuck Deb! Make it happen!
Honestly, a Deb/Dex fuck fest in her hospital bed right before he leaves would not be at all out of place for the show right now. He could make her come so hard her bedpan fills up.
I’m afraid you might be right. I didn’t think I could have any more emotion for this show until I ran across the Dexter Podcast for this episode. These people think they’re making good television. That makes me angry. I’m worried for my computer monitor next Sunday.