Devil May Cry!

Youtube comment inspired me to make this lol.

Thread trolling version

not a great comparison. tomb raider has been around longer and released over twice as many games as devil may cry did before the reboot. the last DMC game sold over 2 million copies and the story still had directions to go should they want to explore them. tomb raider was definitely more in a place to be rebooted than DMC.

no one discuss the 1up interview and the recent video interview in here okay, because that shit put me on team hate.

DMC Preview for PS3, XBOX 360 from 1UP.com

welcome to the rebellious side.

wat?

Difficult not to hate when Capcom admitted in the 1up article that they did this specifically to piss people off.

I want to rip that interview apart but i’m too busy laughing that he doesn’t even know the origin year of the game he’s rebooting.

great start Ant.

Wow…I’m not even halfway through this interview and I’m shaking my head at this. This interview litterally lifted me up off of the middle bench and tossed me onto team hate before I finished it.

can i have a stab at dissecting the interviews. give me twenty minutes. i will gladly go the fuck off

dont know why that double posted. i clicked send once

HAHAHAHAHAHA. So it was Capcom USA’s idea for Dante to undergo such a radical change. And it seems it’s an origin story, not a reboot.

I got this from a quote from the Kotaku interview.

“Look at the (Christopher Nolan’s) Dark Knight,” he said. “That went from the Gothic fun house of the earlier Batman movies, to a fairly dark look at Chicago crime today.”

…except that Batman STILLS LOOKS LIKE BATMAN!

The Dante That Almost Was

i was gonna copy and paste a ton of shit, but fuck it.

his emphasis on cool bothers me a bit. like, i dont want him just putting in shit because he thinks it cool, when its not. yes capcom green lit you to basically fuck up what we thought of as dante, and do something interesting with him. now it does say that what we saw as dante now in the trailer, will evolve in game. so you most likely wont be playing the dante you see by the end of the game. how and in what way, who knows. will he eat a cheesburger and gain same weight. cut his hair even and get some lightning bolt parts on the side of his head, i dont know. lol

him saying bayonetta isnt cool bothered the fuck outta me. first of all bayonetta is awesome period. second of all, who gives a shit about this coolness you speak of. shes a female protagonist any fucking way, and in my sense of the word cool, YES, bayonetta is very cool. shes tall thin, sexy, has a nice accent. yes, shes cool, and the gameplay is cool, and the weapons are top notch. the mix of western and eastern in that game, and cutscenes and stills is fucking unbelievable, and the boss fights. top fucking notch bitch! fuck your cool. dont come in noob as fuck, and be like, eh, one of the best games in that type of series ever created is, a good game, but eh, its not cool. me on the other hand, modeling dante after myself, thats cool. bitch!

you know what i want to fucking hear them say to let me put faith in them, is DEVIL MAY CRY 3 SE is the best in the series. the extras, the characters, the story, the cutscenes, the open and broken system all made that game 10/10, and we are pulling a ton of shit from that game gameplay wise and in general. POINT BLANK. thats it. if someone said in an interview, turn on dmc3se, go through the extras, playthrough it, use all the styles and weapons, enjoy the darkness of it, but with some humor, now times that by two, and add a ton of upgrades in general, and you have dmc5. REJOICE!

how the fuck cant they talk about gameplay yet??? wtf. thats sickening to me. im gonna stay on my dmc3se love. if you cant tell me, yo, you play dmc3se, its gonna be like that but better, and i do mean better, then how can i have faith in you. how complicated is it for you to tell me what the gameplay is like. at the most very basic level its gonna play like it has been played. lots of combos, lots of freedom, ect…

why cant i hear right now someone say, you like jump canceling in dmc, done, thats gonna be in. you like gun canceling in dmc. done, thats still in. you liked the fast pace turbo speed of dmc3se.done already in. you like access to 6 different styles. done, plus more, and an upgrade to all the old styles you know and loved. if you thought it was fun to stay in the air with trickster for minutes before, wait until you play the new trickster. you like real enemies, and not razor blades with legs (dmc4). done.i mean i could go on forever. like, yall niggaz dont have a fucking idea of gameplay to the point you literally have nothing to say on the matter. WOOOOOW

yo, and by the way, punk rock isnt all about being skinny and smoking cigs. like, thats just a stereotype. it would have actually been more interesting if he wanted to go punk, but keep it not like your typical punk character you would expect. the core of it you keep, but twist the rest. dante has already had the “emo” look to be honest. it would have actually been interesting to see them stray away from him having his hair all over his damn face. lol

to be cont… taking a mental break for 5 minutes to think of more hate

The Capcom folks in the U.S. were fans of Ninja Theory and their work on games like Heavenly Sword and Enslaved. Jones said they felt that Ninja Theory would be a good fit for DmC because they felt the studio knew how to make solid melee games and, more importantly, games that are character driven.

Holy crap.

Now I’m starting to feel like this is probably the biggest troll attempt in gaming history lol.

DMC is dead folks. just play part 1 & 3 and remember the time when capcom actually gave a damn about their fans. on a side note, kamiya said that we should be expecting a bayonetta 2 and tecmo just annouced ninja gaiden 3. so i’ll be over this edward cullin may cry bullshit.

Here’s an “Inspirational” Video interview…

Devil May Cry Video Game, TGS 10: Inspiration Interview | Video Clip | Game Trailers & Videos | GameTrailers.com

I was just about to quote that myself lol.

I played the Enslaved demo earlier today. +1 for not liking Ninja Theory.

They said DmC is going to be darker and more brutal. How? Is “Dante” going to be ripping enemies apart like Kratos? I mean I liked the whole surfing on an enemy’s body in DMC3. That was like spitting in their face. Is that going to make a comeback? I really am surprised we have nothing regarding gameplay to go on.