Death Cargo

You take how stupid you think people are then times it by ten, and even then it’ll still be an underestimate.

Hello I followed much feedback and I was curious to find out if the game is real or not, searching the internet I found some gameplays of some people who claim to have received the code and use a video codec which allows them to play the game without lags for more video samples

moore videos and deathtrips

wtf stage fatality

The game’s definitely real. Just not worth a dime based of off the quality of the “finished” product, and how shady the company is in general.
Save your hard-earned $ for a Tiger handheld.

is a shame, but the concept is good planning was not the best I’m not used to these jumps are very stiff and robotic almost pity that unlike the demo versions no longer have a stroke counter

WTF Those hitboxes!! I can’t even.

So they removed the entire “brawl chat” section and replaced it with a “tagboard” handily removing every post with it.

Their forum system has a good feature though, it sends me a mail every time someone sends a message!

Here’s what was in my most recent message from them.

http://puu.sh/9fyva/1b87289502.png

Notice how the posting style is exactly the same as oldstylegame83. I guess they forgot to log into an alt account.

Funny how they conveniently remove the forum when someone on there was supposed to post pictures of the “extra characters”. Gotta admit, though, this is definitely more entertaining than watching reruns of “Roseanne”

edit: Someone just pointed out to me that the response on that link was posted from the Necrostorm account while posing as one of the customers on the forum. LOL.

http://puu.sh/9fyva/1b87289502.png

Yes, if another user posts, it’ll show their name. It’s not just because of the script.

Given how fucked up these guys are I’m sure they could’ve thought of better fatalities than those. Come on, flex those creative muscles a little. You can surely do better than shitty flaming CGI skeletons or bursting heads.

Oh hi Zeipher.

Why do yall still care? The FGC trolls itself. You guys should have just gotten a refund and been done with it. Lol @ actually being a member of the message board.

haha yes lol @ registering for a free message board w the purpose of watching the funniest damage control in history

I don’t want a refund, i’ve paid more for less entertaining shit than this

Well… It seems everything is still the same as pre-“release”. Only a bit more boring because they don’t menace to sue everyone XD

Perhaps more boring, but they still think that people are idiots and going to believe their “master plan.” Lol

Edit: good to see they’re still deleting negative comments, too.

:rofl: Said it before saying it again

Pick one:

Spoiler

http://almostgolf.com/dave-pelz-training-videos/images/damage_control.jpg

Spoiler

https://warosu.org/data/ck/img/0054/07/1399633718276.jpg

Its the first one, imo. It’s like how every movie that shows a trailer has been critically acclaimed in some manner, no matter how ass the movie turns out to be. The trailer makers just ignore or edit the comments they want the people to hear in order to project a positive light on the product. Necrostorm is just removing the bad to make the good shine brighter.

You know what would be hilarious, if Necrostorm had a booth at E3 :rofl:

http://busa.kooka.be/site_css_4pages/surprise.jpg

Ive been away from this whole Death Cargo thing. I was one of those guys that got refunded after asking all the right questions.

Not not sure that I give a rat’s ass now but what has actually happened over the two months ive been away. Did an actual game ever come out, if so was it any good. Do they still threaten children with defamation suits on their website? Do they still delete posts they don’t like?

Honestly with the money I got refunded to paypal I have bought ten fantastic games in the steam and gog sales…refunding my money was the best thing Necrostorm ever did for me.

It would probably look like this:

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