State Media of North Korea?
Fake News.
Kim Jong-Un is dead.
I’m overexposed to memes, but the good ones hit hard.
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I am prepared to see a manifestation of the Satsui no Karen in my timeline.
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The Costco near me has been doing that for some weeks now…and they limit the amount of shoppers in the store.
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Douchebag…the officer didn’t deserve that.
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So, the end result of the missus going to the hospital was a diagnosis of strep throat and pneumonia going on at the same time. Doctor ordered bed rest until Monday morning, gave some shots of steroids and all that. She got put on ZPack and Albuterol too to help get the crap out.
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South Carolina’s Gov. McMaster makes proclamation for day of prayer.
https://www.thestate.com/news/coronavirus/article242447406.html
they better do that shit in their home and not open houses of worship
“I think, and I know others agree as well, that it’s time that we pause, we thank God for where we are, for our lives in South Carolina,” said McMaster, who also lifted coronavirus-related restrictions. “We want to recognize and console those who have lost loved ones, those who are yet to lose loved ones, friends, families.”
“We want to thank the families of all those who’ve stood tall also with our first responders, the healthcare people, the doctors, the nurses, the assistants … the deputies, the sheriffs, the firemen and all who have worked to keep us safe under very stringent conditions in our state.
“And also we want to pray for our future, which we know is very, very bright,” he added. “We’ve been blessed in South Carolina, and we need to every now and then (that) it’s very important that we as a state stop together and realize it.”
Thank the people by not reopening the state and making everyone stay the fuck home, practice social distancing and wearing PPE so the people who have died all over the world didn’t do so in vein.
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Hey, as long as people are praying from home, that’s actually cool. 
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Florida being Florida again. No offense, live in a crappy state, but Florida…
And this tweet lol
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What’s a fair price for face masks? I wanted to pre-order the disney masks but with shipping and taxes it comes to almost $30. Fuck that.
I used Etsy to order our face masks … got six for about $30-40.
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I can only imagine what the tweetstorm behind this will be.
also:
New report indicates China misled world about coronavirus
Wife got some comics for her birthday today.
Here’s the name of one of the roman chariot riders in an Asterix album.
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Legit I call it Covid because Coronas Virus sounds like a joke.
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The disrespect on the Latin language, smh.