Guess you could say they really screwed up.
High five for the dude tagging a bitch 11 years his junior in a home depot. Dunno if thats a jailable offence, I mean if I was the manager my choices would consist of politely asking them to leave or continue to jack off.
I’ve fucked in public about as much as I have fucked in private. I don’t see the problem with it so long as he wasn’t donging her in front of kids.
This reminds me of an ex’s best friend and her boyfriend back in about 2006-7. Those two were crazier than I was. They had gone out for their anniversary to this pretty ritzy Chinese restaurant. The dude had a few drinks in him (I think, that part I can’t remember) and bent her over behind the plant. This plant was in the main waiting room of the restaurant. And it’s a fucking plant, what’s it going to hide?
I love public sex.
Hah! The fucked up part? They each have the same first name as a couple I know who are crazy enough to do some shit like this.
I wonder if they where hammered before he decided to nail her, what a tool I would have screwed her in the bathroom or taken her to lowes where I could expect great things and just drilled her there…these people are nuts maybe if they boarded up the window no one would have saw them.
And just like that, Shadow Ace has stolen every remaining pun. Screw you.
Home Depot: Where Sexican works.
And once again the large corporation known as Home Depot reigns triumphant over the masses.
I mean seriously, such hypocrisy. Every time I walk into a Home Depot I am bombarded with the sight of wooden sheds, wooden chairs, wooden bookshelves, etc. Yet the moment that I choose to flaunt my wood around I become some sort of sexual deviant/criminal?
The article states that they were both charged with “being a nuisance”. Are you kidding me? Being a nuisance is interrupting secret shed sex before both parties have had the time to finish. When I see a walrus ejaculating on a tiger’s tail in the Siberian Desert do I stop them and incarcerate them? No. It’s none of my business. It’s their prerogative, not mine.
People need to learn to accept public sex as a joyous act of pure lust that should be celebrated and not looked down upon with contempt.
I used to work for Home Depot, we had a similar issue that actually involved management. One of our assistant store managers got caught getting a blow job from our expediter in a side office with the blinds closed and door closed. I wasn’t there when they got caught but I was there when she was asked to go into the store manager’s office for questioning. I remember her running out of his office covering her mouth, vomit spraying out between her fingers as she ran to the bathroom to throw up. Apparently, she cracked before they even got into the thick of the questioning and had to go puke her guts out due to sheer fear of losing her job.
The kicker…she DIDN’T lose her job, they just relocated her office to the other end of the store. That place was such bullshit and it surprises me how much manipulation and power managers hold over their store. The assistant store manager didn’t lose his job either…would have been too inconvenient for the store manager to lose two “valuable” parts of his leadership team. The store manager eventually transferred to another store and brought the guilty ASM with him to run that store. In a weird turn of events, the ASM ended up hanging himself about a year ago in his house…leaving a 12 year old daughter to fend for herself in this world. Turns out he was madly in love with the expediter and she was cutting ties and preferred fucking a different group of guys. I mean she fucked multiple people while married but that’s nothing knew in this world.
Big box stores are the worst for blue collar sex drama.
more stories please im close
Edit: I am sleepy as fuck. I thought craig was a guy and it was a gay couple.
I understand that public sex would be considered a disturbance to the public or something among the lines of that, but I noticed two people getting it in public, I’m going to mind my own business.
This reminds me of the time my friends were having sex under a blanket in the back of my friend’s truck in a parking lot in broad daylight and a guy noticed the truck rocking and just went on with his business. 
Sheds are not good places for sex. Men get creative and think you’re a toolbox.
dissapointed thought this was going to be the story of the black couple using a chainsaw as a dildo.
SRK needs a WTF! button.
whats the weather like there? its hot as fuck outside and they were banging in a shed?
I don’t see what the big deal is here, the guy LITERALLY went to Home Depot…
Can we fuck it? Yes we can!
I feel sorry for the employees that had to move that shed to the pre-owned section.