Chuck E Cheese mouse getting a makeover into a rockstar

[Missing_Person]

surprisingly enough…its not. skateboarding has made a big surge in mainstream again, dunno where it came from but their are like 3 skateboard league shows on tv and i see alot more skateboarding clothes in department stores now. ryan sheckler came out with a line and shaun white has a line for kids.

Except that he still looks like one of those 80’s-late 90’s skaters that was more about rolling across bowls in Kona than any kind of tricks.

So yeah, outdated.

[deadfrog]

Original joke is original.

A winner is you.

I think you mean “wiener”!

I am a “wiener.” :tup:

[drizzt360]

I went to chuck e. cheese’s a few times when I was a kid. All I ever cared about was the arcade games. I remember the one here had a sit down Spy Hunter cabinet. It was dope. I was never into the games that you won tickets for. I also never liked the pizza at chuck e. cheese.

We’ve taken our kids to the new chuck e. cheese here in town but its pretty lame now. Its all shitty rides and ticket games. No arcade games or anything. The kids like it so whatever.

[Missing_Person]

Yeah, who went to Chuck E. Cheese for the pizza?

None of us every went to these kind of establishments, Chuck E. Cheese, Discovery Zone, etc., for the food, because the food was as good as school food. We went because our parents were about ready to kill themselves over us being too hyper, and figured the best thing they could do was let us run amok to get rid of our energy.

[Gigas_Breaker]

[Havatchu]

NEON GREEN SLASH

Somehow I feel Gorehound would approve of this.

http://gifmansion.com/GM/uploads/2012/03/80sguy.gif

Someone should PM that gif to him if he wants to make an avi out of it or edit it or whatever.

[jae_hoon]

I am old enough I went to SHOWBIZ PIZZA, what you niggas got. I never went to Chuck E Cheese, I hated that damn mouse. All taking my Gorilla and shit.

[marcusg]

All I remember was Tmnt in time.

[voodazz]

something about a rat with pizza never sat well with me…I was like hold up…

http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=I4993041823892125&pid=1.7&w=191&h=155&c=7&rs=1

there’s a big ass rat serving me pizza? no thanks

This is precisely why I hated that Pixar movie Ratatouille. No matter how witty the dialogue might have been, it was lost on me because of the overall concept.

[fishjie]

When I was 6 I had my birthday at Chuck E Cheese. A couple weeks earlier I had hit my older cousin between the legs and was told that it wasn’t good to hit guys there. Well at my birthday Mr. Cheese was there and I distinctly remember having a random curious thought about whether rats were the same way. In a flash my tiny fist became clenched and I acted upon my curious impulse with a swift strike to the crotch.

It must have been a good hit as the rat immediately crumpled to the floor. I found this pretty entertaining and shouted to my fellow children “LET’S GET CHUCK E.!” Suddenly the flashing lights of the games were no match for the joy of hitting a vulnerable man in a giant rat costume. He fled to the safety of the back rooms, but I was thirsty for more.

Every time the rat tried to slip out and mingle with the playing kids I would point at him and declare “THERE HE IS!”. That’s all it took for him to retreat again as the mob of children chased him down.

So yes, fuck that rat. But thank you Mr. Cheese, I wouldn’t be the bitch I am today if it wasn’t for you.

So from a young age you’ve been punching guys in the balls, and then you grew up to be a feminist?

yeah that sounds about right.

[HD-Man]

Chuck E. Rockstar later died on the way back to his home planet

[Matriarch]

So from a young age you’ve been punching guys in the balls, and then you grew up to be a feminist?

yeah that sounds about right.

So punching rats = punching guys?

[fishjie]

So punching rats = punching guys?

dont all feminists think dudes are rats? or was that pigs. i can never keep track.

[voodazz]

So from a young age you’ve been punching guys in the balls, and then you grew up to be a feminist?

yeah that sounds about right.

What kind of shitty parents let their kids do that (assuming this story is true)?

[deadfrog]

This is precisely why I hated that Pixar movie Ratatouille. No matter how witty the dialogue might have been, it was lost on me because of the overall concept.

Really??

The one thing that didn’t sit well with me was the sinking feeling I was left with because the movie ended without really resolving how scathingly the restaurant critic had previously dismissed the master chef who passed away. I know the critic touched on it in his closing monologue, but it was so brief and indirect; any smart adult knows that this is how professionals avoid sticky issues in that hyper-sanitized, diplomatic political kind of way. In the end, when he does the life-outlook-turnaround, he embraced the chef’s philosophies but never changed his mind about the chef’s food or the chef himself. Why didn’t they patch this up?! I understand that maybe he refused to budge on this or recant in any way because of pride, or perhaps reputation, or maybe journalistic integrity, but those are some very complex, very real-world real-person motivations. I thought this was a kids’ movie, man!!! The fact that his character underwent 90% of the classic, exaggerated perspective/personality transformation for a 90% happy ending just made that leftover 10% stick out to me like a sore thumb. It only upset me a little bit at the time, but it bothers me more and more every time I think about it! The whole thing just makes me feel down inside.

Do you know what I mean?

[voodazz]

Really??

The one thing that didn’t sit well with me was the sinking feeling I was left with because the movie ended without really resolving how scathingly the restaurant critic had previously dismissed the master chef who passed away. I know the critic touched on it in his closing monologue, but it was so brief and indirect. In the end, when he does the life-outlook-turnaround, he embraced the chef’s philosophies but never changed his mind about the chef’s food or the chef himself. Why didn’t they patch this up? I understand that maybe he refused to budge on this or recant in any way because of pride, or perhaps reputation, or maybe journalistic integrity, but those are some very complex, very real-world real-person motivations. I thought this was a kids’ movie, man!!! The fact that his character underwent 90% of the classic, exaggerated perspective/personality transformation for a 90% happy ending just made that leftover 10% stick out to me like a sore thumb. It only upset me a little bit at the time, but it bothers me more and more every time I think about it! The whole thing just makes me feel down inside.

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, I completely missed that because I was too grossed out by RATS cooking and serving food!
That one part where 50 or so rats were stuffed into the dishwasher to “sanitized” themselves was the most horrific part in the entire movie!

No, I don’t have a rat phobia, I’m just geniunely revolted by the thought of vermin touching my food. :wasted:

[Matriarch]

dont all feminists think dudes are rats? or was that pigs. i can never keep track.

Nope. Believing in gender equality doesn’t mean we hate all men.

What kind of shitty parents let their kids do that (assuming this story is true)?

Never said I didn’t get in trouble…

It’s not like I go around randomly hitting guys in the crotch. I was just curious if rats were the same as human guys. And I was 6…cut me some slack.

[Havatchu]

So punching rats = punching guys?

Uh yeah, if the person in the rat suit is a guy.

[Starhammer]

I used to attack chuckie when I was a little kid, have no idea why.

oh wait yes I do.

Fuck him, thats why.

And their pizza and wings are sub-par at best, mediocre even, I wouldn’t take a kid I hated to chuckie cheese, and I hate everyones kids.

Dave & Buster’s is where its at.

^This guy? He know what’s up.

If they wanna improve their image, Fix that greased cardboard they call pizza. That and I HATE YOUR FUCKING COMMERCIALS!!! Do right by your kids. Take them ANYWHERE but chuck. Gonna have to try that Dave and busters sooner or later though. It’ll be hard for them to be worse than CEC…

-Starhammer-

[SF2GuileX]

Chuck has always been a rockstar.