So I am guessing that rat feces is the secret ingredient to their success.
Also, fuck Dave and Busters. It’s all about Castle Park.
I’ve never been to a Chuck E Cheese before.
Everything I know about Chuck E Cheese, I learned from this video:
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Thank you, Renic.
A guitar? Seriously?
Kids got over grunge in the 90s. I think this is rather misinformed on their part, since kids these days don’t give a shit about skateboards or guitar music. It’s all about smartphones and internet memes and rageface comics with them these days.
And in any case, Chuck E Cheese’s pizza sucks balls.
These ‘make-overs’ for children’s characters are always so tangibly terrible, as they utterly stink of the misled ideas middle aged white businessing men have about what’s the cat’s pajamas with the kids, as the young people say.
I don’t know if I’m just naive about the marketing power of a saucy mascot, but like, I had always imagined the actual appeal of going to Chuck E. Cheese was all of the games and rides, and winning tickets for prizes and the shitty pizza. I mean what is the age group they’re trying to appeal to here? I can’t imagine any seven year old kid being like “Hey, let’s have my birthday at Chuck E. Cheese! We can play skeeball and jump around in the ball pit and get pizza and … wait, wait, wait. I never realized how out dated this mouse looks. : o I mean look at that neon lycra. Man, I ain’t havin no birthdays here. THIS SHIT SO CRAY. lololl”
The local Chuck E Cheese had a KOFXI cab before the PS2 version hit locally.
That’s literally the only good thing I can recall about Chuck E Cheese. It’s pretty damn up there, though. It was awkward as hell going there with like, 3 other dudes in their early 20s with a bunch of loud ass brats running around with that god-awful smell of what I assume to be Grade F imitation cheese and prepubescent vomit, but it was worth it to get my KOFXI in.
I remember I worked at a summer camp and they forced us there all the damn time. I liked Mario Kart (even though it is way too easy) but a lot of the games were cheap knock offs of other better games or just didn’t work.
Original joke is original.
A winner is you. 
wheres his tail?
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I’ve never been to Chuck E. Cheese, but I’ve always wanted a cartoon pizza. With the super stretchy cheese that snaps back after you pull you away and all that shit. One of the reasons I liked watching TMNT as a kid.
Edit: What’s even more depressing about that new mascot is how the electric guitar has no cord plugged into it.
I wonder if consistently giving him these slightly out-of-date revisions is a way of ensuring that he stays as nonthreatening as possible.
10 years from now, when middle-aged women are doing step aerobics to hip hop, we’ll get Chuck E. Cheese: the gangsta version.
Chuck E. Cheese was my thing when I was a wee laddie, until Discover Zone came around.
Discovery Zone was a fucking deathtrap.
yup this new mouse is pretty ass.
surprisingly enough…its not. skateboarding has made a big surge in mainstream again, dunno where it came from but their are like 3 skateboard league shows on tv and i see alot more skateboarding clothes in department stores now. ryan sheckler came out with a line and shaun white has a line for kids.
Discovery Zone was the most awesome place to play tag.
I’ve been skateboarding for basically ten years and have never heard of a skateboard league.
Are you talking about Grav Games X-Games and whatnot?
lol their are tons of skateboard leagues that have come and gone on tv. apparently theirs one on espn now too…i heard them reference it on the xgames. but ive seen one one nbc and usa(prob the same one since their the same comp essentially).
fuck this mascot nuff said
If it wasn’t for Chucky I would have never known the awesomeness of the arcade (and later, NES) version of Bucky O’Hare while I still had a young mind wondering if it’ll come back on TV
Otherwise, fuck him.
At least he’s playing a Les Paul. That’s classy.
Flying V would’ve been too over the top. Strat would’ve looked too cheesy. (I <3 Puns)