Child Stars that Grew up to be Hot a.k.a. The Come in and be a Dirty Old Man Thread

+1000000 points for using MST3K image (This Island Earth, for what it’s worth)

I don’t know who this sennin gentleman is but he sounds very interesting and fascinating.

Anyways any girl under 18 is gross I wouldn’t fuck chloe even if she came to my house wearing her hit girl school girl outfit and begged me to fuck her like a dirty whore.

Dude, watch it.

The Eric Andre show is fucking quality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQJVsuqJ5xQ

Both seasons are up for free on Adultswim’s website. A lot of b-list celebrity interviews that are 90% non-staged just to fuck with them, and jackass-like things in between. 11 minute episodes.

http://video.adultswim.com/the-eric-andre-show/

Must…not…Right click…Save as…ugh.

I’m too weak.

That’s not how it works and you goddamn know it. Either way, AOC here is 16, so Stefanie Scott (another Disney girl) is in play.

Spoiler

http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/stefanie-scott/2014-fashion-show-in-nyc-guess/Stefanie-Scott:-2014-Fashion-Show-in-NYC---GUESS--11.jpg

http://www.teen.com/wp-content/gallery/best-dressed-celebrities-week-of-march-24-2013/best-dressed-032413-stefanie-scott.jpg

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Stefanie+Scott+Vampire+Academy+Premieres+LA+ooV4cx77_E-l.jpg

She reminds me of a younger Emily VanCamp.

AOC is 16 here too but that bitch still looks like a child so lil Miss Scott gets a naw

Probably should’ve mentioned that she turns 18 in December.

Not to start this conversation again but…somebody doesn’t become automatically hot when they turn 18. If your answer of how attractive a girl is because of her age, you’re too caught up on what’s legal or not. Case in point - when you were 16 years old, did you think every 17 year old girl was ugly? Nope. So what’s wrong with saying a 17 year old is hot when you’re over the 18 year mark? Doesn’t mean you’ll actually go after them. A woman may look too old or young for you, that’s fine. It’s ridiculous when a 19 year old dates a 50+ person, legal age or not.

Yes, yes they do. Girls 17 and under are pretty, girls 18 and up are hot.

it’s more of a case of “would i go to jail”

if the answer is yes, then she’s just pretty

I watched both season last night and the best thing I can describe it is it’s the closest visualization of someone being on acid. Show’s as funny as hell.

Good eye on that one @AlphaCommando‌! Maaaan, Emily VanCamp gives me that white-girl-next-door vibe.

Madonna’s daughter turns 18 in October, and as of this writing is adorable. Googy Pics

time to start counting down, apparantly

for the rest of you

Oh Maria Menounos, hottest woman with an ugly laugh…

It’s ugly but for me it loops back around to making her even more fuckable.

I don’t exactly know why, but it kind of does it for me.

Who is this bitch?

That’s Madonna’s daughter.

She’s only 16…fucking gross!!!

The great thing is how much of a clone she turned out to be-- it’s like someone went back in time and did an “item-dupe” on the fresher, 20-ish version of Madonna, and then brought this new copy into modern day…we got early-1980s-era Madonna all over again. Sadly, this doesn’t happen all the time, of course— case in point–> Kate Hudson. She has never at any point been as hot/cute as her mom Goldie Hawn was back in her “prime” days.

*yep, Alexa Vega was another one to keep a close eye on for years…looking so interesting in that animated gif that was recently posted… I think she needs a spanking…

Zoe Kravitz was a pretty huge letdown, she’s cute but nowhere near Denise Huxtable. I put blame on Lenny Kravitz’ giant caveman head genes.