Charlie Sheen: Banging 7 Grams of Win (and your fav pornstars) [Tiger Blood Edition]

Uh, no they can’t, because they don’t have any money

Ok, I’m pretty sure you’re not that naive so I shouldn’t have to write out a post explaining why you are wrong. But let me point out one thing. In addition to being able to buy hookers, drugs, and luxury items with money, you can also purchase politicians and lawyers with it, which opens up whole new opportunities that a commoner will never have.

But here’s the rub. Those with money have the ability to screw over your average school teacher and fireman. Bernie Madoff would be an easy example. How about a more indirect one. Wall street fucks up, but the entire world suffers as a result. People lose their jobs, houses, which indirectly causes marriages to fail, so on and so forth. My whole point is, the rich have the ability to do whatever they want to, get away with it the majority of the time, and be okay with it. The commoner will never have that kind of power, and they are completely powerless to do anything about it if the rich decides to fuck them over. Even if they have a revolution and overthrow the ruling class, history has shown time and time again that a new class of wealthy elite inevitably rises up and the cycle repeats itself over and over again.

Sure, there are poor people out there who are very happy, living off in the remote wilderness. There were many such tribes living in china, until china forcibly relocated them into the urban city where they now reside in miserable abject poverty, and their daughters are now whores. Doubt those daughters are too happy… And guess what? There wasn’t shit they could do about it, because they were piss poor.

Money gives you the power to stay happy, and allow you to exert greater control over external events that can take away that happiness. Its not that I’m buying into the media or corporations, its just how society works. I’m personally not a big fan of cocaine at all.

Now, I don’t think Charlie Sheen has nearly as much power as say the CEOs of the massive global corporations. But Charlie Sheen’s behavior just draws attention to the fact that rich people can do whatever the fuck they want to, and the commoner can not. There is already a giant gap between rich and poor all over the world, and a growing resentment toward the rich and powerful that in some areas is already leading to revolts. I’m saying people are pissed because
a) unrealistic Puritan values in America even though marriage is a joke and everyone is cheating on each other anyway
b) charlie is basically rubbing it into everyone’s faces that they’ll never have the kind of power the wealthy elite in america have. he’s choosing to exert his power by fucking porn stars and partying hard, whereas bill gates manifested his power by bundling the shitty IE browser directly into windows, but either way, both have tons of power. bill gates however, isn’t a celebrity, so there’s less resentment, because the majority of america is obsessed with celebrity gossip and american idol.

So what if he thinks he shits gold. He can actually make you humor that.

I’m excited to see what he will do next.

But, do you understand the basic point that being rich doesn’t preclude one from being a total douche who makes stupid decisions?

Yes, the more purchasing power you have the more things you can purchase. But the idea that being rich automatically makes you cool, happy and enviable is bullshit.

If someone is blowing their cash on hookers and drugs, that’s fine for them, I hope they’re happy. But it isn’t impressive or out of this world–like Sheen is making it out to be.

He’s not though…

Go watch his interviews. He says many times how radical, gnarly, and out of this world his lifestyle is. How his crazy parties made other rockstar parties look like nothing, like retarded armless kids, or something to that effect.

He constantly talks about how he doesn’t care what others are thinking and then goes on tirades about how regular people envy him, they hate him, and they all wish they could live his life. He goes on to say his haters have ugly wives, ugly children, boring lives, lol. He doesn’t think regular people can understand his lifestyle (hookers + drugs) and no one can process him with a normal brain. No one can appreciate how epic and full of win his choices are.

Obviously he’s exaggerating for effect, but he believes most of the shit he’s saying. In one sense he’s honest about how he feels and what he thinks, but what he thinks is kind of delusional and contradictory…

Do you understand the point that if you’re rich, it doesn’t matter if you make stupid decisions? Look at George Dubya Bush. Made tons of stupid decisions. Are there any repercussions for him? Nope. Economy and country may be in ruins, but he’s certainly doing just fine. Oh noes the young teen to young adult demographic makes fun of him. Do you think he gives a fuck?

No, I said politicians and lawyers. Those aren’t things. Those allow you to buy a shit ton of influence and power, which is not a “thing” per se. Do you know what lobbying is? It grants you the ability to shape the course of the entire nation. And that’s what buying politicians grants you. Trust me on this one, I think its safe to say people who have that kind of power are going to be a lot happier than those who are on the receiving end of that. Charlie is nowhere near that rich, however my point still stands that the god tier elite in America are doing far better off than you or I. Denying it to make yourself feel better in this shitty economy is nice and all, however it doesn’t make it not true.

Dudes makes 2million per episode. There has been 8 seasons of 2 and half men.

That’s a lot of fucking hookers, and drugs. :rofl:

Dude also makes commercials with Michael Jordan!

Like I said, WINNER.

I don’t lose… I either win or win. Charlie Sheen Quote Machine!!!

I’m all for it.

OMG! I want to eat those cute baby sloths! :lovin:

charlie was in platoon, that’s all i need to know. loved him talking about getting all of his life lessons from apocalypse now.

as far as this thread, a lot of stupid statements being thrown around. “all women in porn are dumb/stupid/fucked up”? if you’re comparing them to average women that don’t do porn, i’m going to vehemently disagree.

the one thing i definitely agree with charlie is when he was talking about how proud he was of his partying and then the abc chick tried to style on him by bringing up the broad that felt like she was gonna OD and he’s like “what does that have to do with me?” so true, unless he was physically stuffing drugs up her nose her issues have nothing to do with him. charlie is just too wavy.

Sheen was a “fallen by the wayside” priest in training, become Musketeer/Lecherous poet.

Oliver Platt was a fat, rip-roaring, take the bull by the horns/take the whores, “bye the bull”, Musketeer.

Jack Bauer hadn’t come into his own as yet, and was an alcoholic bitch pining over lost love/pussy Musketeer who only barely redeemed his man points by letting the whore jump off a cliff, and electing not to follow.

Tim Curry hasn’t been an awesome villain since having to battle Punjab and Asp.

But in all seriousness - how can a villain be named Rooster and NOT be awesome?

As I see it.

“sometimes a giant marquee name comes through on your caller ID and it’s like… WINNING!!!” Ah, that’s how I feel when ever a hottie/crush calls/texts me.

Yeah.

Except when this happens to Charlie Sheen, he’s in the middle of gang-banging a handful of “10s”, not getting texted by a 6.

And the marquee names are, y’know, actually marquee names - not “Hi this is Jen, we met at the mall. Suuup?”

I’m not trying to trivialize your life in any way shape or form by the way.

I’d take a solid, semi-sane 6 over a blown out Hollywood starlette/pr0n starlette any day, 10 or not.

Or even a handful of them.

And marquee names… don’t even get me started on my hatred of people’s infatuation with the infantile idiocy of Hollywood.

As I see it.

This is true, to an extent What’s not mentioned is that celebs, actually have no power. Those who are truly rich, and have actual power, do not go around acting like Charlie Sheen. They do not spend their time banging porn stars or movie stars, they wouldn’t be caught dead people like that, and they sure as hell wouldn’t be caught around Sheen.

But Sheen isn’t that rich, and he doesn’t have any power. I wouldn’t trade my life for his, nor would I want to be in his situation.

People with actual power are the likes for Soros and the Koch brothers, that’s true power and true wealth. They can, and have, brought down entire nations and central banks, just because they wanted to. You’ll also notice people like say Bill Gates, aren’t stupid enough to invite porn stars into their family.

There are also plenty of people with a shit load less cash than Charlie Sheen who have actual power and could bring down this country if they wanted to.

In the end, all Sheen has is a bunch of cash. Enough to buy whatever material goods he wants, have shallow people around him, and get out of legal trouble. And that’s the limit of it. And in the end, that means fuck all.

Though he does serve a purpose, and this applies to any actor, sports star, entertainer… a good portion of the population are stupid enough to want that, and think that it matters. Those are the type of dolts who never will go after anything that actually gains them power and influence. And create more mindless idiots that are easily shuffled around by those who actually hold the cards and call the shots.

Hmm I don’t think I’ve seen a Charlie Sheen movie since Young Guns. Never watched Two and a Half Men but some of these quotes are pretty funny.

I guess he’s to 2011 what Mel Gibson was to 2010? But in Charlie’s case his comments are more outlandish since he wanted them to be heard by the public.

It’s always interesting to find out who the end users are when it comes to the Mexican drug trade outside of the usual crack heads on the street. If it wasn’t for the philanthropy of Charlie Sheen and other celebrities Cartel leaders wouldn’t be able to engrave their firearms with gold Jesus. Browse this [thread](http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?156820-Weapons-seized-from-Drug-Cartels-by-Mexico-s-Military-amp-LE-(updates) for more awesome pics.

But he has sex with women and drinks! NOBODY tells him what to do except his agents and directors and stuff. I don’t think you understand that, especially the part where he has sex.

Actually, I did point out many times that Charlie Sheen doesn’t have nearly as much money as the actual god tier elite in America. However, he is still vastly more rich than the commoners in America who pity him. The more money you have in life, the better off you are. Actually, to be accurate, the higher your net worth and the more cash flow you have, the better off you are. Its all about financial independence. If you have enough fixed income from various investments such that you no longer have to worry about getting laid off from work and feeding your family, you are pretty much set. Anything after that is just gravy.

Celebrities and athletes tend not to have much power or money because most of them are piss poor at money management and thus piss away their money on drugs and material possessions. Instead of taking the money they earn and making sensible investments they end up throwing it away. Now, if Charlie was dumb enough to continue buying hookers and blow, then yes, he’d end up dirt poor pretty soon. Mike Tyson is one guy off the top of my head who went down this idiotic path. However, given that Charlie has millions, it’d still take some time for him to blow through it all.

So anyone feeling sorry for Charlie is naive. I’d trade spots with him in a heartbeat. Why? Financial independence. With the money he has, I’d make lowball offers on a bunch of bank owned real estate, join a VC firm and shop around for good startups, perhaps start my own startup, find some good fixed income securities to buy, etc etc. With the money that would eventually come in from those investments, I’d then be free to live my life however I want, without worrying about where my next paycheck is coming from. And that is a priceless feeling.

Finally, the powerful and rich in America are more down low about their partying. We don’t really know what they do for fun, because the spotlight is not on them (and they wisely prefer it that way). But enough get caught fooling around that I’m not surprised if there are a lot more who are just better at hiding their mistresses. And their weed.

:mad:

Californication.

Charlie Sheen.

???

Bi-Profit?

Bi the bi, how is your avoidance of having a cell “mate” going?

As I see it.