Charlie Sheen: Banging 7 Grams of Win (and your fav pornstars) [Tiger Blood Edition]

These interviews are so fucking hilarious. This guy is on another planet right now. The things he says are just hilarious and funnier than any comedy hes been in.



“Bangin seven gram rocks and finishing them because thats how I roll”

“dying’s for fools”

“Im not bi-polar… im bi-winning”

“The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, McJagger look like droopy eyed, armless, children”

" I am on a drug, its called CHARLIE SHEEN. And its not availiable because if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

I dunno why he’s catching so much flak. he’s living the rock star lifestyle, banging lots of women and partying hard. he should be praised, not hated.

edit: also his quotes are full of win. here’s a guy who just doesn’t give a fuck, but has the money and fame to back up his ego.

Dude, change the title. He is NOT spiraling down he is winning up! He is not by bi-polar he is Bi-Winning. I really like Charlie and I think he seems more aware than most people.

When he finally does snap, I hope instead of shooting people up, he just buys a shitton of ammo and throws the bullets at everybody ala Hot Shots.

That dude has always seemed really creepy.

Nothing good can from this thread. Just hate since he’s banged more hot bitches than anyone here, and the fact that some of them were Asian, will piss off people more.

two and a half men is one of the worst shows I’ve ever seen but damn, charlie sheen is the man. I need to go smoke some gud stuff laced with cocaine and become a bi-winner

best quote “I am use to banging down 7 grams of coke cause thats how I roll”


I am in a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. I’m more of a fan now than before. Someone please make me a Charlie Sheen Avatar series.

yeah i don’t see this as a downard spiral lol.

For reals. I’m on team Charlie. I think he is getting hosed by his bosses. I think we can all relate to that, and when your boss is CBS. They can make anyone look bad. Everyone in L.A. that’s powerful sleeps with hookers and does drugs. But he is obviously being targeted because he pissed off someone powerful. If Charlie Sheen is found over dosed I call murder.

Further request change title to " I’m am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. " the guy is so charming. He even turn the interviewer woman on to his cause although she still spins him negatively. Charlie cost everyone their jobs. Not the guys that won’t take Charlie back. Bullshit, he isn’t the one writing keeping people from working.

Charlie racist? Come on get real. This is an obvious smear campaign from CBS, a news media corporation. Imagine being against a news media corporation. I hope CBS sink and burns to the ground and that Charlie Sheen get’s back to work.

I’mma just leave this here:

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This is an insult to batman.

And Mr. Charles Atreides has freed himself from kowtowing to the Judaic influence (influence giggle snort) in Hollywood, paradoxically enough, given whence Dune derives.

Seriously though - the “main” issue here is that he pissed off an uber wealth Jew, by calling him out… as a Jew. Which is a pretty fucking weird thing for Mr. Chaim Levine to get upset over. Particularly in Hollywood.

That’s like Kentucky getting froth over being called out as being inbred and redneck, with serious Confederate undertones.

Chaim got 'dem complexes, evidently.

As I see it.

Yeah I’m on team charlie as well

haters are hatin cause charlie’s living the life they wish they could afford to

It’s my goal in the next 5 years to go to a Charlie Sheen party.

he should just do the show as himself. He pretty much did anyways, minus the drugs.

and bring back April Bowlby that girl was TOO fine

and why is this thread called the DOWNWARD spiral? That mother fucker skyrocketed up past our plane of existence and now lives in mere myth with the likes of Xenu and Galactus. You think you saw him on tv? Fuck no, trick of light, dumbass.

I think Emilio is Charlie in an expensive robot suit. And it’s broken. The switch is set to awesome, and can never be switched back.

Has anyone else read From Hell? One of the conceits of the book is that the killer has brain damage, and experiences what are either hallucinations or visions that he achieves through a higher level of consciousness–the book leaves it somewhat ambiguous.

I think Charlie Sheen might be in a similar situation. Minus the prostitute murders. As far as we know.

Respect to Charlie Sheen. Us mere mortals jerk off to our favorite pornstars and save them to our externals for later, while he calls them up to party that night.

Mel Gibson was a truly hilarious spiral. Tiger Woods is looking like Samson without his hair. Sheen is…the Flash on crack approaching the speed force?

Wow, a lot of stupid posts in this thread.