Charlie Sheen: Banging 7 Grams of Win (and your fav pornstars) [Tiger Blood Edition]

If vs. threads were allowed, I’d start one for prep time Batman vs. bi-winning Charlie Sheen.

^that would be a good read/I’d buy that for a dollar! :stuck_out_tongue:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: perfect.

:rofl: On the bright side, she figured it out in eight hours what kind of mistake she was making and tried to fix the problem. Her ass would’ve been replaced by sundown if she hadn’t and it might STILL happen.

No, that should be on Pay-Per-View, not in a thread. Put Chuck Norris in there and this shit is OVER.

-Starhammer-

Hilton and Kardasian were stupid whores with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, yet became super filthy rich and famous by releasing sex tapes and basking in the attention.

Sheen understands this, and draws attention to himself by objectifying whores. bi-winning. if he releases a sex tape, the world will explode.

Sheen’s Korner LIVE @ 7 P.M. PST. GO GO GO! Sheen’s-Korner, Ustream.TV: You’re either in Sheen’s-Korner or you’re with the trolls…

Haha fucking awesome!

Shit from 30k viewers to 100k in 3 seconds.

3 fucking seconds!

In Hilton’s case, she was way rich before the tape…

Watched the show. LOL @ him getting “WINNING” tattooed on his wrist.

Chuck Sheen makes John Wayne look like a panty waist.
this guys my new hero.
i hope he bi-wins as a u.s. presidential candidate sometime in the near future.
Charlie would put hair back on america’s waxed chest.

i’ve said my peace.

Why Charlie Sheen is the fucking man??? Here’s why part 2:

Howard Stern:So you banged Tabitha Stevens?

Charlie Sheen:Yeah, like a million years ago when she was hot.

Howard Stern: How was she?

Charlie Sheen:(slight pause) I don’t know. I was too loaded to remember.

now that’s what i call WINNING.

Charlie, keep “winning” for the rest of us who can’t.
keep living da dream brother!

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Looking for Goddesses (Calgary - SW)

Date: 2011-03-04, 9:05AM MST
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Are you a woman who loves life and finds traditional arrangements boring? Well I have an offer for you!

Have you ever been so in love/lust that you felt high? That’s the feeling I want to create for us… but HOW you ask…

Well, I want to create a small harem, with 2 or 3 women. I already have a lovely 1st wife, but she and I are interested in pursuing a Charlie Sheen style "family"
The passion we would all share for one another would elevate us beyond the mundane into the superlative.

If you want to be surrounded by love, and become part of our family where we can all be ourselves, let me know.

Go past the rules and norms our society has imposed and free your spirit.

Trust me, a 3 way relationship has many advantages:

  • Each member has 2 relationships so there’s an abundance of love and respect
  • In the event of a disagreement, 2 people sometimes clash all day. With 3, there’s less polarization, so arguments happen less often.
  • The sex is heaven. Forget dying to be in paradise. Build paradise here on earth.
  • Lower overhead costs of living. Heat 1 house, Stock 1 fridge. Rent 1 movie.
  • Emotional support. 2 perspectives are better than 1.

We are not huge partiers, but love dancing, music, cultural events, and quiet time as well. We’re looking for intelligent, strong women, since eventually we will have to defend our lifestyle, and an airhead would quickly remove all our credibility as a stable family.

Stop drifting and start WINNING!

Peace.

20 minutes into the ustream. this shit is painful to watch (i cut it off). what makes the Sheen interviews so funny is the play between Sheen and MSM’s reaction to him. it’s a classic double act. this show is only a ranting douchebag with a bunch of yes men behind him- and that’s never funny.

and before some turbonerd starts making up stupid bullshit why Sheen is better than me using played out internet memes and infinitive verbs, let it be known that i’m on Sheen’s side. dude was on the #1 show in the country (doesn’t matter if it’s funny or not, people were watching). his private life is in shambles sure, but he should never feel obligated to apologize for it. underneath all of the “insane comments” he did exactly what he should have done- told MSM to kick rocks. lifestyle wise, sure i envy him a bit too. if i had money that’s exactly what i’d do. it’s my dream to emigrate to some low tier country with lax laws, get a half dozen average looking chicks to live in my 1 bedroom house and play video games with a bleeding edge computer and make stuff for the rest of my life.

and i only eat tiger blood flavored sno-cones. seriously. ever since i was a little kid. now i can’t joyfully exclaim that anymore because of turbonerds.

I would pay good money to watch Charlie Sheen have a discussion with Gary Busey. This world could NOT handle that much awesome in one room. I’m pretty sure it’s the 4th law of thermodynamics.

like plato said, the meassure of a man is what he does with pussy.

holy shit, after my comment about Gary Busey, I find it awesome to see [media=youtube]G33cqOjL-UI[/media]

damn Sheen’s podcast is boring as fuck. he’s got nothing to talk about and the cheerleaders behind him are even more hollow than him.

joe rogan’s podcast is infinitely more interesting and entertaining…
The Joe Rogan Experience

CBS fired Charlie Sheen from 2.5 Men…WIN!

Definitely a win for him not having to work on that ass show.

i didn’t even realize they were still making episodes of that godawful show until this whole sheen incident started. sheen’s loser of a brother (forget the character’s name) represents everything that is wrong with men today, he’s a pussified deadbeat piece of shit. in episodes where he tries to stand up to his ex wife he always ends up wussing out.

if they fire sheen, they should fire the other actor too, for agreeing to play such a terrible role in the first place.

I never got what people saw in that show neither…nor why Charlie Sheen was the highest paid actor on TV.

Charlie Sheen fired from “Two and a Half Men” - Celebrity Circuit - CBS News