PART XXXII - “Capcom Farewell All Stars Part 2”
Haggar finally crawled his way to Laughter Sun. There was only five minutes left. Laughter Sun had a huge Keyboard with buttons for numbers, each button about the size of a Grade School Desk. Above the Buttons was a Digital Timer that was counting down the Time before the Bomb exploded. Floating above the Keyboard was a huge yellow globe that rotated every which way while defying gravity and hovering midair. It’s face was that of a Happy Face as can be seen on any Happy Face Sticker, with two black circles for eyes, and another black shape to show a large opened mouth. The mouth would glow red everytime the face did it’s robotic laugh, “HA! HA! HA!” and it repeated these laughs in sets of three over and over again. Haggar crawled over tho the Keyboard and began to input the code to turn it off, as he sounded off the numbers.
“718, 347, 212, 41…”
But before he could input the last number, Death phased through the floor and rose before Haggar grabbing him by the neck!!! Haggar was then engulfed by the Grim Reaper’s Death Aura!!! While Haggar’s Ki was strong enough to avoid him from turning to ash like the Homeless Guy in the previous Chapter, he wasn’t strong enough to survive this attack as his eyes rolled back in his head, he stopped breathing and his heart stopped beating. Death dropped the now dead Haggar and began to laugh. “MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!”
Haggar awoke in a Black Space that seemed to be like limbo. He said, “Where am I? Am I dead?” Belger approached him and said, “Yes, your pathetic life has ended. Things would of been much easier if you would of just accepted my bribes and let me continue running Metro City. Look at yourself. Jessica left you. Cody is a fugitive and you don’t even want to know what happened to Guy. Even your girlfriend Marlene left you. In the end, you still couldn’t save Metro City. You’ve waisted your life away for nothing! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!” laughed Belger as he disappeared. Haggar said, “No. I did not waiste my life. I will clean up this City. I will continue to strive for a better World! As long as people like me survive who do all they can to improve the Human Condition, this World has hope!” Haggar put his hands on the ground and began to rise up. He disappeared from this Realm.
In our World Death was still laughing. Haggar’s Body began to be engulfed in flames, FOR HE HAD ENTERED HIS BURNING VIGOR STATE!!! His Heart began to beat again and this Death could hear as he stopped laughing and turned around. While Haggar’s eyes were still rolled up back in his head, he stood up and his body was glowing bright with yellow flames! In a split second Death turned back to his Bestial Uber Death Transformation and touched Haggar’s shoulder in an attempt to explode his veins, but instead Uber Death’s Arm got set on Fire and veins all over his entire body exploded as blood flew out of various parts of Uber Death’s Body!!! Haggar began to slowly walk towards Uber Death as the Beast leaped back. Uber Death tossed a Rotating Scythe made of Dark Blue Energy at the Wrestler but Haggar Swatted it away like a fly like it was nothing! Uber Death’s Aura took the form of an Anaconda and attacked Haggar, but it seemed to evaporate when it got close to Haggar’s Flames!!! Haggar ran towards Uber Death and gave him a Karate Chop across his back (Remember, Uber Death’s back is his front) and it created a huge scar which burned and cut deep at the same time! Haggar then punched the Beast three times, and each punch caused huge streams of flames to bust out through the other side of the Beast’s body! Uber Death reverted back to his naked Human form and began to run away like a coward yelling “HELP ME!!! HELP ME PLEASE!!!” Marlon Wayans Style, but he didn’t get far as Haggar got him in the back with his jumping two legged kick that resembles Zangief’s Jumping Roundhouse Maneuver!!! His feet landed on Death’s back and this caused Death’s entire chest cavity to explode as he cried in agony “AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
The Clock on Laughter Sun was counting down to the last ten seconds as Haggar grabbed Death and leaped up performing a Spinning Piledriver! The Clock went counting down -
7…6…5…4…3…2…1…
And before it reached Zero Haggar came down with the Spinning Piledriver and he and Death landed on the huge button for number one! The Globe stopped laughing and gently floated down as the City had been saved!!! But it wasn’t over for Death as far as Haggar was concerned as he held Death up with both his arms and walked towards the window. While Haggar’s body was still in flames, his eyes rolled back down to normal. Haggar said, “Now it’s time for the DRAMATIC FINISH!” “NOOOOOOOOO!!!” Death said as his entire body became engulfed in flames until Haggar was holding a huge Fireball! Haggar jumped up and yelled, “BURNING VIGOR METEOR TOSS!” And he threw Death out of the window so he could share the fate of two out of three Final Fight Bosses! While engulfed in circular Fireball, Death yelled “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!” as his body was reduced to bones and ashes, ant then to nothing as the Fireball hit the Ground causing a Fantastic Explosion!!!