PART XIV - “Can you smell what the Rockman is Cooking?”
The Boss of the Death Brigade named Death was waiting for someone while laying against a Pine Tree in a Park in Metro City. Death had long blue hair with light blue streaks. His right eye was light blue and his left eye was yellow. He had a silver Skull earing dangling from a silver chain on his left ear. Death was also wearing a purple cloak, and his long sleeve colared shirt looked like a freaky combination of SF3 Yun’s top and something Dracula would wear. He was also sporting white slacks and black shoes. He was holding a briefcase in his right hand. Death was a very slender man with a square jaw.
A homeless whino approached Death and asked, “Excuse me sir. Can you help out a man down on his luck?” Death stared at the whino with a very cold look. The whino started to step away in fear as a gray Aura started to rise from Death! The homeless man tried to run away, but Death’s Aura followed and engulfed the drunkard and choked him to Death! After the homeless man fell on the ground dead he was reduced to ashes as a passing wind blew his ashes away, for Death is not only Death in name, he is the actual Grim Reaper in Human Guise!!! Death looked up as his visitor finally arrived.
A large black Tomahawk Helicopter hovered above as two black doors on it’s bottom opened. a crane carrying a huge black Capsule came down, and holding on to the crane and catching a ride down was Wesker himself. Once the Capsule and Wesker were on the ground, Wesker began to speak. “I delivered the goods as promised. Still think it’s a little overkill for playing a game of tag with a middle aged Mayor.” It’s not for him." Death said. “One of my soldiers D.D. predicts that a Strider will be interfering with our plans. D.D.'s predictions are never wrong.” “Still,” Wesker replied. " Why this Robot? He’s never been operational. It requires a Power Source not even invented yet." Death answered, “Oh, I have an idea on how to bring Pinnochio to life. Here is your payment.” Death handed Wesker the briefcase. Wesker opened the breifcase as it was filled with stacks of 1,000 Dollar Bills! Wesker closed the briefcase and closed the deal by saying, “Nice doing business with you.”
Just then a light blue beam came down from the sky! When it hit the ground it covered everything in a blinding light blue light! When the bright light went away standing in the spot the beam struck was Megaman himself! Upon landing, Megaman had his arms raised up towards the sky and his eyes closed as he was facing upwards. Once he came to he looked at Wesker and Death as his right hand went inside his forearm transforming his arm into his famous blaster!
“Freeze!” Yelled Megaman, “You stole something from Dr. Wily’s Skull Castle and I want to know what it is!” Wesker said, “You’re pathetic. Now you’re looking out for the best interests of your worst enemy?” Megaman replied, “Dr. Wily’s weakness is that he’s quite insane. One of his weapons in the wrong hands may prove even more deadly.” “This is where I take my leave.” said Death as he disappeared with the Capsule. “Wait! Stop!” Yelled Megaman as he fired many shots! One of his shots hit the briefcase right out of Wesker’s hand disintegrating it and the money! “Wha… YOU STUPID RUNT!” yelled Wesker at the top of his lungs and Megaman said, "I don’t have time for you. I have to locate that Capsule. " Wesker said, “You’re not going anywhere. I’m gonna teach you a lesson, Clumsy Smurf!”
Megaman aimed his blaster at Wesker saying, “Sorry. I’ll lower the energy of my blasts so I don’t kill yo…” Before Megaman could finish his sentence, Wesker pulled out his Nine Millemeter and shot Megaman in the mouth! Since Megaman’s interior is a lot more sensitive than his exterior, Megaman began to choke for a bit as sparks flew out of his mouth! Wesker took advantage of the situation, ran up to Megaman and said, “How about some Megaman Soccer!” as he gave Megaman a powerful kick! Megaman went flying towards a huge six foot rock on the ground and crushed it! As the Nano Machines inside Megaman finally finished the repairs to Megaman’s mouth, Megaman got up and spat out the bullet.
“How could you be so strong?” questioned Megaman. “You’re only a human.” Wesker dropped his gun and assumed a fighting stance as you you could see a circular yellow light shining from the left eye of his sunglasses. “Only a human? Do you robots already think your that superior to man?” Megaman answered, “I do not feel superior to anybody.” “You lie.” answered Wesker. “Madmen like Dr. Light and Dr. Wily think the future lies in Robots. But that can only lead to a world where eventually the Robots try to overthrow their masters. As for me, I’m putting my money on genetically enhanced humans like myself.” “There’s room in this world for everybody.” said Megaman. “Well, I’m not loosing my job to a talking Toaster.” snapped Wesker. “At least a Toaster’s performed an honest days work, unlike you!” said Megaman as he began running towards Wesker to punch his lights out!
Wesker sidestepped the blow, grabbing Megaman’s forearem and pushing Megaman’s back using Megaman’s own momentum to send him flying! Megaman hit the Pine Tree Death was laying against earlier and knocked it down! Wesker ran towards Megaman, but Wesker got nabbed with Megaman’s Mega Uppercut! It knocked Wesker on the ground and Megaman proceeded to fire shots at Wesker. Wesker quickly got up and dodged every shot via High Jumps, Front Flips and Back Flips! Wesker continued to do so until he got close to Megaman. He then placed a small white smoke detector looking disk with various bright yellow designs on Megaman’s Helmet! This caused Megaman to get electricuted! Wesker spoke, “That Capsule wasn’t the only thing I stole from Skull Castle. That Neuron Scrambler oughta fry your circuits good!” Megaman finally grabbed the scrambler and crushed it, but it was already too late as Megaman closed his eyes and collapsed. Wesker laughed, “Ha! Ha! Ha! Also found another toy in Wily’s lab!” Wesker pulled out one of those white guns Megaman’s helmeted shield holding robot foes are always using. Wesker said, “If I hold the Trigger half way powering the gun up, it should give me enough juice to obliterate you!” Wesker stood directly above Megaman aiming the gun powering it up about to destroy Megaman.
Next thing you know, Megaman’s helmet, gloves, shorts and shoes turned bright yellow while the rest of his outerwear turned white! Wesker thought for a second and realized those were the same colors of the Neuron Scrambler! Wesker said, “Don’t tell me! You’ve absorbed the powers of the Neuron Scrambler!!!???” Megaman opened his eyes and touched the gun Wesker was pointing at Megaman! Using the power Megaman absorbed from the Neuron Scrambler, he scrambled the gun’s circuits causing it to get electricuted and this of course electicuted Wesker as well! Wesker yelled, fell backwards loosing the fight! Megaman got up as his helmet, gloves, shoes and shorts turned red as his outerwear remained white. “Rush!” he called out as his sidekick beamed down next to him with a less dramatic effect then when Megaman beamed down. “Rush, we have to find that capsule stolen from Dr. Wily’s lab!” Rush barked, transformed into the Rush jet, Megaman got on top of him as they flew away.
The Helicopter that Wesker came out of sent the same Crane used before to hoist the unconscious Wesker up. Once Wesker came to inside the Helicopter he began to complain, “What a waist.” The all black helmeted Pilot spoke. “Well, I’d like to see how the rest of this story turns out.” Wesker said, “What for?” The pilot removed his helmet and turned to face Wesker. Turns out the Pilot was Dr. Wily himself! Wesker said, “Dr. Wily??? But why??? How???” Wily said, “You don’t think you could rob Skull Castle without me knowing about it. When I realized you were after my Zero Android I decided to keep a close eye on you to see if you could find a way to power it up! Now, I’d like to see if this Death Character can succeed where I have failed! For if Zero’s awakened he will destroy Megaman and I will rule the world! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!” As Dr. Wily laughed, his Pilot suit came off his body as it was mosly composed of Nano Machines to make Wily’s body look taller! Wily pressed a few buttons on the control panel and parts of the Helicopter fell off and other parts transformed until it resembled that yellow spaceship Wily was floating around in in Megaman II! Wily continued to laugh away as his spaceship flew off.
“MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!”
Next time - That’s right! You just witnessed Megaman vs. Wesker! Now get ready for Strider vs. Zero! As Wily and Wesker watch weally well! Try saying that last sentence three times fast! Peace out!
I also like how you did the funny chapter names.:lol: