Calgary Thread 2014

I think you should pick up Gen FakeSteve. I’m sure he’s ur style

Ahem… Fuck gen

Faggots

You are all faggots

Except Cody!!! Fuck yeah!!! ^__^ (>’’)> \m/ YEAHHHHHH CODDDYYYYYY 8======D YEAHHHH BROOO YEAHHHHHHHH

cody is the biggest asterisk of all

Hi Joe’s Ear

I didn’t watch much of the grammys last night but shit, I just realized the members of metallica are in their 50s now, damn.
Age is catching up on the ol’ James Hetfield lol

I wanted to watch queens of the stoneage, dave grohl and trent reznor… that shit went on way too late, and they ended up just shitting on them by cutting them off anyway. Hnnngh

dogeweather.com

Holy shit I can’t stop laughing at the victory poses they have on www.twitch.tv/esgn_tv

Mike ross mad flexin’


what a slow ass day, wtf dudes?

I’m going back to work today… About to hop on me plane back to the barrens.

GG’s last night, it was cool seein’ peeps.

I’ll be at the family day tournament, hope lots make it out!

Trent reznor has brain AIDS these days IMO. My childhood hero has become a total douche. :frowning:

Stanley cup semi finals prediction:

This is a dream I had last night… I think these were the teams that were in my brain.

East: Montreal vs Colombus

West: Anaheim vs Colorado

edit: it might have been vancouver vs anaheim… I remember in my dream being like YO there’s a chance the cup finals will be 2 canadian teams! AND there’s a chance colombus can win the mother fucking stanley cup!!!

edit 2: Hm so columbus is in a solid spot in the metropolitan division. Technically they are second place if you consider games in hand that they have on NYR. Got games in hand on everyone but Carolina who is a point back. Colombus stays hot up to the Olympic break and their chances are good.

Fuck yes, I would love to get behind a team in the playoffs, Columbus, the team I chose to be my EASTERN CONFERENCE TEAM last year when they sucked instantly became hot, barely missed the playoffs, Vezina trophy, now they have a real good chance of making the playoffs this year. Fuck yeah.

Fuck hockey, this thread is now about Hakan.
Edit : Waited for 20 mins for GFYCat to process as per people’s suggestion in this thread - it never worked.

Spoiler

http://i.minus.com/iuSE40S44RfTO.gif

Chicago’s gonna win the cup, sorry joes ear.

What are you people calling me Joe’s ear for?

It’s “JOE’S HERE”. And no I am not joe.

check it.

Here’s a cool tool for people posting 3.7 megabyte gifs in the thread, it turns every gif into an HTML5 video, basically lowers the size by a factor of 5 or more and looks identical, please use it:

http://www.gfycat.com

My bad ricky, I keep forgetting being 10 minuts out of calgary means you’re stuck in 1999~

fuck yeah, blue jackets beating hurricanes 2-0 in the 2nd. Big game for the BJ’s. Let’s go.

my internet is actually better now! weeeee

although this tool is still pretty cool and should be used imo, no one likes loading a page full of huge gifs

am I a jerk for thinking the idea of 56k proofing a thread in 2014 is the funniest fucking thing I’ve heard in a long time

jew’s ear

Huh, this could be cool