"But...I...I shot it 5 times!" The Official Undead Shooters Thread (KF, L4D, ETC)

Decrypting files right now. Can’t wait to play.

EDIT: Done! See you guys online.

Argh!!!

I gotta wait until tomorrow…and if Best Buy doesn’t have my copy, I’m running that place down like a TANK!

Goddamit. Steam didn’t accept my Visa gift card.

I missed out on the $44.99 price (I think), but if moms will let me use dat debit, then I’ll be on tonight.

If I gotta wait until tomorrow, so be it.

Damnit. I can’t even play the demo anymore. It froze up on me and Geese Pants at midnight EST and the server lagged us out.

This game is FANTASTIC!!

The game also has splitscreen for the PC as well. Not sure how it’s going to work with Campaign/versus with one steam account.
http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=745113

For anyone who is capable of doing so, do you think you can make the configuration files for Dualshock 3 controllers? Basically either a Sixaxis/DS3 or any DS2/1 hooked via converter.
Edit: Nevermind, and apparently you can do it online. There are stories of people playing on full servers, but there are only 3 steam_ids making the admins confused. I know all of you guys have converters plus dualshocks, so lets make this work.


unbindall				// Prevent mouse/keyboard control when gamepad is in use (to prevent autoaim exploit)


// Alternate control 1
bind "0" "slot10"
bind "1" "slot1"
bind "2" "slot2"
bind "3" "slot3"
bind "4" "slot4"
bind "5" "slot5"
bind "6" "slot6"
bind "7" "slot7"
bind "8" "slot8"
bind "9" "slot9"
bind "a" "+moveleft"
bind "c" "+voicerecord"
bind "d" "+moveright"
bind "e" "+use"
bind "f" "impulse 100"
bind "h" "motd"
bind "m" "chooseteam"
bind "q" "lastinv"
bind "r" "+reload"
bind "s" "+back"
bind "t" "impulse 201"
bind "u" "messagemode2"
bind "w" "+forward"
bind "x" "+mouse_menu QA"
bind "y" "messagemode"
bind "z" "+mouse_menu Orders"
bind "`" "toggleconsole"
bind "SPACE" "+jump"
bind "TAB" "+showscores"
bind "ESCAPE" "cancelselect"
bind "SHIFT" "+speed"
bind "CTRL" "+duck"
bind "F1" "Vote Yes"
bind "F2" "Vote No"
bind "F5" "jpeg"
bind "MOUSE1" "+attack"
bind "MOUSE2" "+attack2"
bind "MOUSE3" "+zoom"
bind "MWHEELUP" "invprev"
bind "MWHEELDOWN" "invnext"





joystick 1
joy_advanced "1"			// use advanced joystick options (allows for multiple axes)

joy_name "L4D Xbox360 Joystick Configuration"
joy_advaxisx 3				// x-axis controls GAME_AXIS_SIDE (strafing left and right)
joy_advaxisy 1				// y-axis controls GAME_AXIS_FORWARD (move forward and back)
joy_advaxisz 4				// z-axis is treated like a button
joy_advaxisr 2				// r-axis controls GAME_AXIS_PITCH (look up and down)
joy_advaxisu 0				// u-axis controls GAME_AXIS_YAW (look left and right)
joy_advaxisv 0				// v-axis is unused
joy_forwardsensitivity -1.0	// movement sensitivity
joy_sidesensitivity 1.0
joy_forwardthreshold 0.1	// movement dead zone settings
joy_sidethreshold 0.1
joy_pitchsensitivity 1.0	// look sensitivity
joy_yawsensitivity -1.5
joy_pitchthreshold 0.1		// look dead zone settings
joy_yawthreshold 0.0

joy_variable_frametime 1
joy_autoaimdampenrange 0.85
joy_autoaimdampen 0.5
joy_lowend 0.65
joy_lowmap 0.15
joy_accelscale 3.0
joy_accelmax 4.0
joy_response_move 5
joy_response_look 1
joy_autoaimdampen 0.3
joy_autoaimdampenrange 0.85
joyadvancedupdate			// advanced joystick update allows for analog control of move and look


// controller2 bindings
 +jlook					// enable joystick look
 bind "JOY1" "pause"		// (A) button - Jump  -menuAccpt allows us to make selections on hud menus
 bind "JOY16" "+reload"			// (B) button - Reload
 bind "JOY13" "+use"				// (X) Use
 //bind "JOY6" "lastinv"			// (Y) button - swap pistol/rifle or z_abort -used to respawn as a ghost.
 bind "JOY8" "invprev"
bind "JOY6" "invnext"

bind "JOY12" "+attack"			// RT - Main weapon - Primary trigger
 bind "JOY10" "+attack2"
bind "JOY11" "+attack2"			// LT - Melee
 bind "JOY9" "+lookspin"		// RB - Fast 180 spin
 //bind "BACK" "toggle_duck"			// LB - Duck - is also used to give objects to people.
 bind "STICK1" "vocalize smartlook"		// LS - vocalize
 bind "STICK2" "+zoom"
 				// RS click - Rifle Zoom

bind "JOY14" "toggle_duck"

// Fixed bindings, do not change these across joystick presets
 bind "BACK" "+use"			// (back) button - scores
 bind "JOY15" "+jump;+menuAccept"				// (start) button - pause
 //bind "JOY5" "+menuUp"				// Hud menu Up
 //bind "JOY7" "+menuDown"			// Hud menu Down
 bind "JOY5" "impulse 100"				// DPad Up - Toggle flashlight
 //bind "JOY6" "slot3"					// DPad Left - grenade
 //bind "JOY7" "slot4"				// DPad Right - health
// bind "JOY8" "slot5"					// DPad Down - Pills

And another configuration. I don’t know how to use spoiler tags so if you guys can help that would be awesome.


unbindall				// Prevent mouse/keyboard control when gamepad is in use (to prevent autoaim exploit)

joystick 1
joy_advanced "1"			// use advanced joystick options (allows for multiple axes)

joy_name "L4D Xbox360 Joystick Configuration"
joy_advaxisx 3				// x-axis controls GAME_AXIS_SIDE (strafing left and right)
joy_advaxisy 1				// y-axis controls GAME_AXIS_FORWARD (move forward and back)
joy_advaxisz 2				// z-axis is treated like a button
joy_advaxisr 4				// r-axis controls GAME_AXIS_PITCH (look up and down)
joy_advaxisu 0				// u-axis controls GAME_AXIS_YAW (look left and right)
joy_advaxisv 0				// v-axis is unused
joy_forwardsensitivity -1.0	// movement sensitivity
joy_sidesensitivity 1.0
joy_forwardthreshold 0.1	// movement dead zone settings
joy_sidethreshold 0.1
joy_pitchsensitivity 1.0	// look sensitivity
joy_yawsensitivity -1.5
joy_pitchthreshold 0.1		// look dead zone settings
joy_yawthreshold 0.0

joy_inverty 0
joy_inverty2 0

joy_variable_frametime 1
joy_autoaimdampenrange 0.85
joy_autoaimdampen 0.5
joy_lowend 0.65
joy_lowmap 0.15
joy_accelscale 3.0
joy_accelmax 4.0
joy_response_move 5
joy_response_look 1
joy_autoaimdampen 0.3
joy_autoaimdampenrange 0.85
joyadvancedupdate			// advanced joystick update allows for analog control of move and look

// Alternate control 1
bind "0" "slot10"
bind "1" "slot1"
bind "2" "slot2"
bind "3" "slot3"
bind "4" "slot4"
bind "5" "slot5"
bind "6" "slot6"
bind "7" "slot7"
bind "8" "slot8"
bind "9" "slot9"
bind "a" "+moveleft"
bind "c" "+voicerecord"
bind "d" "+moveright"
bind "e" "+use"
bind "f" "impulse 100"
bind "h" "motd"
bind "m" "chooseteam"
bind "q" "lastinv"
bind "r" "+reload"
bind "s" "+back"
bind "t" "impulse 201"
bind "u" "messagemode2"
bind "w" "+forward"
bind "x" "+mouse_menu QA"
bind "y" "messagemode"
bind "z" "+mouse_menu Orders"
bind "`" "toggleconsole"
bind "SPACE" "+jump"
bind "TAB" "+showscores"
bind "ESCAPE" "cancelselect"
bind "SHIFT" "+speed"
bind "CTRL" "+duck"
bind "F1" "Vote Yes"
bind "F2" "Vote No"
bind "F5" "jpeg"
bind "MOUSE1" "+attack"
bind "MOUSE2" "+attack2"
bind "MOUSE3" "+zoom"
bind "MWHEELUP" "invprev"
bind "MWHEELDOWN" "invnext"

//controller1 bindings
cmd1 +jlook					// enable joystick look
cmd1 bind "JOY3" "+jump;+menuAccept"		// (A) button - Jump  -menuAccpt allows us to make selections on hud menus
cmd1 bind "JOY2" "+reload"			// (B) button - Reload
cmd1 bind "JOY4" "+use"				// (X) Use
cmd1 bind "JOY1" "lastinv"			// (Y) button - swap pistol/rifle or z_abort -used to respawn as a ghost.
cmd1 bind "JOY6" "+attack"			// RT - Main weapon - Primary trigger
cmd1 bind "JOY5" "+attack2"			// LT - Melee
cmd1 bind "JOY8" "+lookspin"			// RB - Fast 180 spin
cmd1 bind "JOY7" "toggle_duck"			// LB - Duck - is also used to give objects to people.
cmd1 bind "JOY11" "vocalize smartlook"		// LS - vocalize
cmd1 bind "JOY12" "+zoom"				// RS click - Rifle Zoom

// Fixed bindings, do not change these across joystick presets
cmd1 bind "JOY9" "togglescores"			// (back) button - scores
cmd1 bind "JOY10" "pause"				// (start) button - pause
cmd1 bind "S1_UP" "+menuUp"				// Hud menu Up
cmd1 bind "S1_DOWN" "+menuDown"			// Hud menu Down
cmd1 bind "UP" "impulse 100"				// DPad Up - Toggle flashlight
cmd1 bind "LEFT" "slot3"					// DPad Left - grenade
cmd1 bind "RIGHT" "slot4"				// DPad Right - health
cmd1 bind "DOWN" "slot5"					// DPad Down - Pills

// controller2 bindings
cmd1 +jlook					// enable joystick look
cmd2 bind "JOY3" "+jump;+menuAccept"		// (A) button - Jump  -menuAccpt allows us to make selections on hud menus
cmd2 bind "JOY2" "+reload"			// (B) button - Reload
cmd2 bind "JOY4" "+use"				// (X) Use
cmd2 bind "JOY1" "lastinv"			// (Y) button - swap pistol/rifle or z_abort -used to respawn as a ghost.
cmd2 bind "JOY6" "+attack"			// RT - Main weapon - Primary trigger
cmd2 bind "JOY5" "+attack2"			// LT - Melee
cmd2 bind "JOY8" "+lookspin"			// RB - Fast 180 spin
cmd2 bind "JOY7" "toggle_duck"			// LB - Duck - is also used to give objects to people.
cmd2 bind "JOY11" "vocalize smartlook"		// LS - vocalize

// Fixed bindings, do not change these across joystick presets
cmd2 bind "JOY9" "togglescores"			// (back) button - scores
cmd2 bind "JOY10" "pause"				// (start) button - pause
cmd2 bind "S1_UP" "+menuUp"				// Hud menu Up
cmd2 bind "S1_DOWN" "+menuDown"			// Hud menu Down
cmd2 bind "UP" "impulse 100"				// DPad Up - Toggle flashlight
cmd2 bind "LEFT" "slot3"					// DPad Left - grenade
cmd2 bind "RIGHT" "slot4"				// DPad Right - health
cmd2 bind "DOWN" "slot5"					// DPad Down - Pills

Hey wassup guys… I see you all already are getting this thing rolling, good stuff. I really like this game and I am looking for people to play with. Add me on xbox live if you would like to play.

Hey, can anyone add me to the SRK group?

I was looking into the game for the past week or so, beating Fallout 3 kinda left me wanting more, so I got the game and I’m amazed.

So how many people getting this for Xbox?

Going to go out to the store and snag this for PC when I have the chance. Kind of pointless with Steam, I know, just like having a hard copy in addition to the digital for some strange reason.

Thanks for the SRK group invite too. :tup:

Getting this for the 360, although I won’t be on until this weekend.

My card won’t work and it’s pissing me off.

I give up. I’ll get it tomorrow.

Apparently, the end of No Mercy is the shit on advanced/expert. Can anyone confirm this?

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197975911636/home
Would appreciate if someone would add me to the SRK group. Want to get some zombie killing done.

Yeah. Dunno about expert, 'cause we gave up on that and just beat it on advanced. Shit is fucking EPIC. Fighting off waves of zombies and then running your ass to the helicopter.

I sent out invitations to AmbiguousCrossup, GC!? and Stanman.

Hey Six, let me know if you’re still having problems. I’ll see if we can work something out.

Thanks for the invite moob.

I’ll start playing tomorrow~

Man, it’s so fun, expert/no mercy is just too much. Tanks are brutal. Can’t get past stage 3.

I’ll hit you up if im not too busy today.
my gt is pissbowlin

ok finally finished a session tonight…damn I couldn’t make it past part 3 of No Mercy…how the fuck you avoid a Witch NEXT to a Boomer!? (after surviving a tank a min earlier…)

exciting but a brutal game…man I’ll be playing so much more!

lol, I was going up the last steps in the second level and a witch was right at the top… there is no avioding her…
i love this game