I can’t tell if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. On one hand it’s pretty damn entertaining, but on the other…don’t really have a strong desire to be on the receiving end of these weird news ordeals lol.
It becomes a mantra sometimes. You know, for times when shit is even weird to a Florida native. I seriously suspect Florida is on top of one big, semi-dormant Hellmouth. There’s powerful niggadry at work here, but we aren’t jacked up enough to experience actual paranormal/supernatural events…yet.
Nah, it’s more like them demons and devils and whatnot won’t actually come out of it because, well who wants their first experience of this mortal plane be Florida.
Oh, man, that would be some shit
Demon 1: We’re HERE!!
Demon 2: Awright, let’s walk around some, get a feel for this place.
30 minutes later, both are hiding behind a convenience store, huddled together in fear
Demon 2: Dude, are you sure we even LEFT?! Check that fuckin’ map again! I think we’re still somewhere around the 4th circle!
In other news, shooting down the street from my house. Yay.
Is it just me, or is Angel just the most ironic latino name?
See also, Jesus.
Bugs just got a p-wing to go with his saw. Notice it’s spelled bug-s. Then used double team to make more of himself.
Tebow trying to sneak back into the NFL. No one would expect Tebow to steal anything. The perfect crime.
Bugs is through playing. Florida is about to get WREKED!!!
-Starhammer-
Speaking of wrecked
“Even Kuma is stronger than you!” ~Heihachi, Soul Calibur II
That’s why I call big chicks who wander out into traffic, looking like they don’t give a damn “Wreckeesha”.
Sexual predator wins $3 million from Florida lottery
Dammit, I was about to come post that.
Florida: Where sex offenders can become rich enough to do what the fuck they want.
OMG. I’m guessing one of two things:
one: He was innocent and is about to get some revenge on those who framed him. or…
two: He is guilty, and is about to go party in another country. One without an extradition agreement with the U.S. Ironically, now the jailbait will be trying to get in and keep it on the down low. He ain’t bout dat prison life tho.
-Starhammer-
Figure I’d make a contribution
Florida Cop Pulls Over Harvard Grad for Blasting "Fuck Tha Police"
FSU Lecturer Loses Job Over Rant Against "Filthy Rodent Muslims"
…and a new Florida GIF!
Yet if she made a speech talking shit about jews she would win awards. Anti-jew rhetoric is back in vogue among leftists.
I’d say people are more critical of Israel than they have been in the past, not critical of Jewish people in general.
And all jokes, snide and shade aside - yes, I do understand how that could be hard to comprehend.
Sorry for the late ,“Fixed” joke. I somehow missed this post the first time around.
-Starhammer-
Sex offender winning lottery…I can see that shit becoming a Family Guy joke. The dude strolls into an adoption agency going “I’ll take one of those, one of those…OOH, 2 of those…”
Florida, where throwing eggs at cars gets you shot…13 times…and possibly paralyzed.
Got to say, I really dont feel bad for the little shit, kind of wish more people would catch bullets for acting like that.
Throwing eggs is dumb - no debate there. Had they pulled a gun right there, waived it a bit and told dude to go on about his business, I’d have no issue. Beat him down a little bit? OK. But that’s not what happened.
These fools went home and got TWO other people to roll with them to hunt down a 15 year old kid.
They’re clowns.