Guess which state?
^ Need a warning on that imgur link
dead picture of wife deleted. Your forum can’t handle the truth.
Did he change his status to “single” or “it’s complicated”?
Horrible story, but this post made me laugh-
I really want to click that out of curiosity, but my stomach is like, “MOTHERFUCKER DONT YOU FUCKING DARE”
It really wasn’t all that bad. I’ve seen far worse.
…coulda used one of those sepia filters though. You know, to make it look cool, mysterious, and rustic. You can’t capture a powerful moment without sepia.
Oh great, here comes another round of stand your ground shenanigans.
You mean like this?
At least the Dolphins suck. THAT will teach Florida!
The pussy was denied entry to see pussy? WTF kind of state is FL anyway???
Florida caught the sigma virus.
Well, when someone’s state is shaped like a small, floppy dick with no balls, there’s not much they can do really.
A state that hates redundancy. You don’t bring booze to a bar, you don’t bring a prostitute to a nightclub, you don’t bring a smelly hobo to a comic convention, and you don’t bring pussy to a pussy observatorium.
And the internet.
Hey, we serve a purpose!! What else is America gonna wave in the faces of other countries? Our crippling debt? Nope. America just points to Florida and says “Suck it!!” And California is our balls. Cuz let’s face it: we’re crazy, but they’re nuts.
Thank you Jebailey for posting this on Facebook…
Yes, Florida again, now they have holes because Disney wants to self-destruct.
LOL maybe FL will just explode, Bugs might be able to just sit back and enjoy the show.