Soooo many reasons why.
We’ve all tried endlessly to sort of make it work so he can post like a human being…but to no avail.
One problem is that he doesn’t read the whole thread before posting. He’ll read the last post and assume he knows exactly what is going on.
For instance:
http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=4523642&postcount=322
…like are you fucking kidding me? Callmeanewb juss mentioned a match up and somehow it means a whole ST tourney is going down.
No, Imp Sport, I only asked a simple question: “is there a SF2 thing going on?” YOU need to read it more closely.
If you read the 10 posts prior to that post, you would’ve known what we were referring to.
wow this shit is funny. when my place opens we can have some grudge matches. winner gets to punch the loser in the scrotum.
ps to forest you are sensative like a lady. the pm you sent me proves that. i didnt even open my place yet and im thinking of a lifetime ban.
Ladies deserve respect. He’s just a bitch.
I want to print off the Ottawa thread and use it to papercut your deformed eyes, but instead I’ll settle for saying,
thanks for proving our point again and again.
We’re gonna have a picture of you taken so we can put up “no Forests” signs everywhere games are played.
We’ll send a dossier complete with your exploits on these boards, like a criminal record gets sent when a con applies for a job.
Good luck playing anywhere ever, you fuckwit.
Move to Nunavut; I hope you get pecked to death by Penguins, only to have a polar bear desecrate your corpse.
anyway guys, wish me luck. im going to the bank in the morning to see if i get my loan so i can cut my business partner out. if all goes well i should open sometime in the later part of january.
That’s funny, because I clearly read “Is that a SF2 tournament? If so, I am in”.
Dumbass.
Edit: Please stop posting
GL Fidel!
PS here’s to a no-forest policy haha
Fuck off
Jon’s an accepted member of this community. You, on the other hand, have the common sense of a cow who contracted BSE, and your face looks like a Picasso painting in the flesh.
Leave.
Official No-Forest petition goes up at the cave tomorrow.
JPG to be up soon.
EDIT:
Forest looks like a real life wackamole target. His face looks like it was made of all the parts God put in the “Fuck that, too ugly” bin.
holy shit u guys are making me laugh. what time is it open till tonight im probably coming by for a bit.
10pm i think on weekends
The atmosphere is colder inside than it is outside
We set our thermostats to absolute zero just for you, fuckface31.
Personally, I think it’s just because there lies the cold void of space where forest’s brain should be. I’ve seen more intelligent plant life.
Step 1: Realization
Step 2: GTFO
Forest, GTFO stands for Get The Fuck Out. Just so you know.
If anyone goes to the new Brockville Arcade you should know that these are the people you will have to play with.