I’m sure one of his friends in the Ottawa thread will help him out with a ride 
Oh the ride THERE is not a problem.
Now as for the ride BACK…
Let’s just say it ain’t happening 
I don’t think any of his imaginary friends have an imaginary car.
why do you guys hate him soo much?
read past theads ( probably august or september ) or come to ottawa and play some games with him
im too lazy… just tell me or feed me links
Well… because the Ottawa thread was climbing pages like I’ve never seen I decided to lurk it for a while… supposedly this guy yells out moves while people are doing them… and tries to give pointers when hes the worst there. just all around a big nerd-douche… thats the briefest summary i could give… its actually really entertaining to read…just start from like page 4 of the Ottawa thread…
I hate him for a combination of reasons. It’s partly due to the fact that he is the intellectual equivalent of an aborted fetus. It’s also partly due to his face reminding me of what a mangled, gangrenous testicle must look like. Most importantly, however, is the fact that he is the human semblance of genital herpes. He’s annoying, he keeps girls running away, and he never leaves, no matter how hard you try to get rid of him.
Tolerance is the ultamite virtue
Tolerance stops at people who look like the offspring of a rotten watermelon and the Talking Teeth mascot from the dentist’s office.
I hope you die in a fire made of AIDS.
fire made of aids lol
Tolerance gained me unwarranted and out of context insults. Seriously, stop posting.
I seriously feel like my head will explode from reading your posts. Just like in the cartoons when they get so mind fucked by something that makes no sense. Like, I actually feel a force pressing out on my skull.
I’m not even exaggerating. I’ve had more headaches caused by forest than I have from dehydration.
:hitit: - This one takes on a new meaning.
edit: i wish i had a sign like that… so i could hit you with it.
i didnt meet the guy so i dont want to pass judgement but if you guys hate him soo much why not just threaten him with beatings till he goes away?
Thought about that, but was informed that he was “24 and bigger than me.” 
He meant 24 was his IQ.
i gotta understand this. what does he do when you tell him to go away?
Well, he doesn’t leave. This is what leads me to believe that he is, in fact, retarded. I mean, would you keep driving towards a bridge that was out, when given multiple signs and warnings that it was out? Would you complain when you got there only to find that, surprise, you’re not able to cross that bridge? This is essentially what this fucktard is doing. His parents must be related.
whenever someone does that to me i just burn them with my cigarette repeatedly. usually that gets the message across.
We can’t smoke inside, the faux-po will hit us up with a nasty “U R B&” notice.
Also burns are sort of like branding and I doubt any of us would want proof of association between ourselves and Forrest Chump.