Boy dies after masturbating 42 times in 1 night

The fact that this is fake just means that someone here needs to take one for the team and beat it in real life.

jesus christ

rip kid if its true

Fir

Well 3 usually only happens after not lookn at porn in a while…but the 2nd and 3rd are usually about 15 to 20 mins apart.

Personally, I could go all day but you gotta respect dat refractory period.

Just going to drop this off here…

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ain’t about the lyrics. it’s about the beat.

and my max was 6. that 6th one wasn’t enjoyable at all.

Apparently ALL of it

Hell naaa, I’ve easily cruised past 3 many a time. And that’s not even counting the times I had a marathon during my drug fueled days.

yes, YES…finally some competition around here
I was literally afraid to jack off last night. I figure this weekend I am gonna load up my porn HDD’s and just see how many times I can bust before I jizz the angel of death

His masturbating arm had to be the size of Chun-Li’s thigh.

I wonder if he was listening to “Beat It” during this session.

I know for a fact he was listening to “Don’t Stop Til You Get Enough.”

His wrists were so strong he was getting out of dizzies while still on the ground

feel sorry for the family

I’d ask if anyone here beat it last night (the record, that is) but they’re probably dead too.

pfft, what a jerk.

(smh really guys, 4 pages and no one said that?)

I lol’d

Shame that this isn’t even true (there’s no town or whatever called Rubiato at Goiás, and if some stupid shit like that would indeed had happened, all the local media in the region would had covered it).

Still pretty fun regardless.

Wait, shit… did we get trolled by an internet hoax? I must research this! puts on research hat

edit: I’m going to laugh if a story about a boy climaxing 42 times was faked… get it, faked? HA!

Shit, you beat me to the ULTIMATE QUESTION!!

what I’m curious about is not how they know he did it 42 times or why he did it…

what I wanna know is who the fuck inspired it

nice

jab spam :eek: