I blame Chun Li…Nuff Said
This thread is fun to read.
<3
So no one here wonders what porn he jacked off to?
This is fake, The source is a Brazilian Satire site similar to the theonion.
Id imagine that whenever his mom went to Costco she loaded up on the Paper Towels.
Well, at least he didn’t suck 37 dicks…
“Try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot!”
Wait wait wait…
42 times…
WHO DID THE COUNTING???
Wow. I’m sure he had some damn crazy execution, being so good with a stick and all.
Shh, you’re ruining the fun!
I should post this on Reddit to see how long it goes on for before someone busts the party up. Unless someone’s “beaten” me to the punch hurr hurr
Spoiler
[media=youtube]3dK2XLCzXdY[/media]Why? Just because.
Should that person be held… accountable?
Obviously he had a “stroke.”
Rubbed out in the prime of his life.
Priapism can actually be fatal, though.
42 times and no women around? Completely wasted opportunity.
La-la-la-la, I’m not listening!
Why does nobody realize the story was a joke?
You shut your fuckin’ mouth, this has happened so we as humans can advance further in life.
shut up, we have to milk this thread for all its worth
Until page 42?
Until the site crashes
My limit is Defintely 3. Left nut and dick start to hurt…I’ve heard someone say they’ve done it more than that…but you must have to have some soft ass hands to keep going beyond 3.
Depends how much time were talking in between each sesh, imo…